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3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick Jokes

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A jealous Dick decides to show Mary how funny he is after she asks another professor to emcee a college fund-raiser she's organizing. Meanwhile, Harry loses his beloved coat, and Sally builds a shelf to hold her shoes, providing lots of unnoticed slapstick humor. Add a recap »

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Writers:: Jim O'Doherty David M. Israel

Director:: Robert Berlinger

Stars:: John Lithgow (Dick Solomon); Jane Curtin (Mary Albright); Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Tommy Solomon); French Stewart (Harry Solomon); Kristen Johnston (Sally Solomon)

Recurring Role:: Shay Astar (August); Elmarie Wendell (Mrs. Dubcek)

Guest Star:: Lance Davis (Clerk No. 2); Hubert Hodgin (Clerk No. 1); Don Dowe (Drunk); Dick Martin (Ben Littmeyer); Mark Pitta (Joe Baggadonuts); Jay Leno (Himself)

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William G. Schilling was originally announced as Littmeyer. edit »

Harry: I lost more than a coat, Tommy. I lost a friend - a buddy - a companion who kept me warm when it was cold and warmer when it was kind of too hot to be wearing a coat. edit »
Dick: Nina, show everyone how you put the 'ass' in 'assistant.' edit »
(Dick is trying to be a stand-up comedian)
Dick: I'm gonna tell you some jokes. Joke 1: I went fishing last week. My permit said I could only catch five. Oh, I caught five all right... as in thirty-five!
(Harry laughs, but no one else does)
Sally: Is that funny?
Tommy: No, no, no, no.
Dick: But you know... potstickers, what are they all about?
(Harry laughs, but no one else does)
Dick: Uh, okay. Joke Number 2: Some termites... I mean huge termites ate my house last night!
(Harry starts to laugh, but he stops)
Dick: It's gone, it's gone completely gone! Uh... that's it, that's the joke.
Tommy: Really sucked.
Sally: Really.
(everyone starts to leave)
Dick: Wait, wait, where are you going? Uh, hey, look!
(Dick pulls a bald man's toupee off his head)
Dick: A bald guy, am I right?
(Harry laughs, but no one left in the room does) edit »
Tommy: Okay, could you give me an example of what's funny?
August: I thought the movie Emo was very funny.
Tommy: What was so funny about it?
August: It was full of irony.
Tommy: Okay, so irony's funny?
August: Yeah, because you say one thing while the opposite is actually true.
Tommy: Oh, like when you said Emo was going to be a really great movie when it actually sucked out loud? edit »