Writer:	Joe Fisch
Director:	Robert Berlinger
Star:	John Lithgow (Dick Solomon),  Jane Curtin (Mary Albright),  Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Tommy Solomon),  French Stewart (Harry Solomon),  Kristen Johnston (Sally Solomon)
Recurring Role:	Elmarie Wendell (Mrs. Dubcek)
Guest Star:	Mark Bedard (Naked Guy),  Ed Begley Jr. (Jeff Willis),  Richard Gilbert-Hill (Jeff's Brother),  Lindsey Haun (Lisa),  Darlene Kardon (Old Woman),  Katie Layman (Muriel),  Nancy LeSuk (Female Necker),  Katherine La Nasa (Kate),  Eric Saiet (Pleasant Man),  Steve Yiali (Male Necker)

Mrs. Dubcek is allergic to dogs. (edit)

Jeff: I have time to kill, I'd love to play.
Dick: I have some time to play, I'd love to kill. (edit) (Mary and Dick hug, after Dick pressured her to)
Dick: There. That was all I was asking for... I want to have your baby! (edit) (Jeff comes out for his book signing)
Dick: The man of the hour!
Mary: Oh God!
Dick: (To Jeff) You think your pretty clever, dont you? I happen to know that every word in your book was published years ago! Perhaps you've read the dictionary! (edit) (After Dick wins racket ball against Jeff)
Jeff: Congratulations.
Dick: It was so easy! You offered me no challenge at all!
Jeff: Yeah. It was kind-of off my game.
Dick: Off your game? You played like a little girl! (edit) (Sally walks into a men's changing room)
A man: Hey! It says 'Men' on the door!
Sally: You made the cut? (edit)

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Episode Title
The title is a pun on the phrase Green-Eyed monster. (edit)