Hochstetter: You men are all assigned here. Until we catch those traitors, Stalag 13 will be under Gestapo control. No one in or out without my permission. Klink: What about me? Hochstetter: You may come and go as you please, Kommandant. Hopefully, you will go. [edit]
Hogan: You should lay off that liverwurst, Schultz, it's softening your brain! [edit]
(Attempting to distract the guard, points to the sky and cups his ear upward) Newkirk: Hey, Schultzie? Schultz: What is it? Newkirk: Schultz, listen! Schultz: I don't hear anything. Newkirk: I know; it's been like that all day! [edit]