Katerina: You gave me slip, I know. You not want to be erased. But you won't defeat me, I too smart. Rimmer: Erase me? I thought it was murder to kill a hologram. Katerina: No, hologram already dead. Morally, ethically, hologram killing fine! Rimmer: Fair enough. (pushes her into oncoming traffic) Come on, we haven't got all day. Kryten: She didn't see that coming, did she? I did. [edit]
Rimmer: "Hilarious"? In what way am I "hilarious"? Name one way in which I'm hilarious. One. Just one. One way. Kryten: Well, you're pompous without reason, sir, and you have hilariously unreasonable life goals. Rimmer: When I'm lord of the star fleet, Kryten, you'll pay for that remark. [edit]
Lister: I'm not real. I'm a character in a tv series. I'm not real! Rimmer: That explains so much. The Cat: I'm not real either? Does that mean I'm not really this good-looking?! [edit]