Reed can't understand why his "shaggy dog" story isn't getting a hilarious response.

Malloy and Reed track a woman who has escaped custody to the lair of a known con artist.

Malloy and Reed investigate a dispute between neighbors over a jointly owned boat.

A young and wealthy beauty pursues Malloy for a date after he issues her a traffic violation ticket.

Officers Malloy and Reed must deal with a domestic dispute involving a former professional wrestler.

Another exciting day on patrol -- Malloy and Reed chase down a suspected kidnapper, arrest carjackers, and run down an escaped prisoner.

Malloy and Reed answer a "child left alone" call and uncover a child-neglect case.

Malloy and Reed risk their lives to rescue a fellow officer who is shot and wounded.

After breaking his wrist, Malloy gets reassigned to desk duty for a few weeks.

Officers Malloy and Reed fight against time to thwart a 17-year-old's suicide.

Malloy, a part-time university student, finds himself in the middle of a campus riot.

Malloy and Reed take cases ranging from street racers to robbers to a bomb threat to an attempt to commit suicide.

Today's calls for Malloy and Reed include the investigation of a car theft gang, the robbery of a liquor store, and a child who gets stuck in a refrigerator.

Malloy frantically tries to dissuade a man from leaping from the roof of a building.

Malloy and Reed's shift this day includes calls concerning a runaway girl, a robbery at a grocery store and a stolen aircraft.

Malloy and Reed forget to "go by the book" when citing a traffic violator who turns out to be wanted for armed robbery.

While Malloy and Reed patrol the streets of L.A., they must deal with a young man on drugs at a social event.

Reed is questioned in detail after he shoots and kills a 16-year-old sniper.

An investigator for the Rampart division is suspected of defrauding residents of their money.

Malloy and Reed round up a homesick Texan who has "borrowed'' a horse.

The Adam-12 team sees the same alcoholic gentleman twice in one night, at a brawl and then later at a shooting call.

Malloy and Reed break up a narcotics ring as they lead a raid on the apartment of a suspected dope pusher.

Malloy and Reed answer a silent alarm and wind up in a shootout with three suspects.

Created within the Los Angeles Police Department, the Special Weapons and Tactics team are called in to find and take out a sniper.

Malloy and Reed are in pursuit of robbers and are being furnished air support with a police helicopter.

A stolen car containing toys for a needy family is the object of a widespread search.

Malloy and Reed call at a house where a girl is suffering from the ill effects of narcotics.

Malloy is seriously wounded by two escaped prisoners who are holding the officer hostage.

Reed and Malloy are already having a tough day, when they're called for a narcotics arrest. No sooner do they arrive, than a group of neighborhood thugs decide to interfere, making their job that much harder.

Malloy and Reed rescue two men from a burning house, break up a neighborhood feud and look for a stolen car.

Just a typical day on patrol with calls ranging from a stoned hippie to the search for a runaway child.

Malloy and Reed match wits with a pair of burglary suspects inside a factory.

Reed and Malloy are accused of overstepping the parameters of a search warrant by a suspect found to be in possession of illegal drugs.

Reed and Malloy investigate the bizarre theft of a lawn.

An ex-junkie is the suspect in an assault and robbery case and Reed and Malloy are assigned the case.

While on patrol, Reed and Malloy assist a man who has been overwhelmed with 51 very friendly Mexican children.

Officer Malloy asks the new girl in the office out on a date.

Malloy and Reed answer a "loud noise" complaint and find a babysitter in trouble.

Malloy and Reed search out a robbery suspect, assist a woman in a car crash and mediate a family dispute.

Reed and Malloy visit a ghost town and have to deal with a gang of bikers with guns.

Malloy and Reed are called to investigate a hit and run which soon begins to look like a homicide.

Reed and Malloy respond to an "officer needs help" and Reed finds that one of his academy colleagues has been critically wounded.

Reed and Malloy must keep a riot from taking place after the apprehension of a pair of armed robbers sets an entire neighborhood against the police.

Malloy and Reed assist a young mother trying to protect her baby from a deranged man.

A pair of freelance reporters are determined to do a story on police brutality, and harass Reed and Malloy as their marks. The officers warn them to cease their behavior, but they don't, and end up causing a tragedy.

The officers of ADAM 12 are involved in a high-speed chase, a murder case and a family dispute.

Malloy and Reed spend their night watch attempting to find a criminal that is stalking a lover's lane.

Malloy and Reed attempt to save two small victims of narcotic pills.

Malloy isn't thrilled about having to do community relations police work.

Officer Pete Malloy, a six year veteran of the LAPD, considers quitting the force after his partner is killed.