Writer:	Steve Hollander
Director:	Burt Brinckerhoff
Star:	Max Wright (William Francis "Willie" Tanner),  John LaMotta (Trevor Ochmonek),  Benji Gregory (Brian Tanner),  Andrea Elson (Lynn Tanner),  Anne Schedeen (Katherine Daphne "Kate" Halligan Tanner),  Paul Fusco (Gordon "ALF" Shumway [Voice/Puppeteer]),  Liz Sheridan (Raquel Ochmonek)
Guest Star:	Patricia Thomsen (Nurse #2),  Connie Mercede (Nurse #1),  James Brown III (Little Boy),  Kate Patchett (Little Girl),  Glenn Withrow (Richard),  Molly Hagan (Denise),  Cleavon Little (Mr. Foley),  Carl Franklin (Dr. Willoughby),  Keri Houlihan (Tiffany),  Scott Brittingham (Orderly)

This is one of the few episodes whose title is not taken from a song (edit)

Tiffany: Maybe in the next world I'm going to, every day will be Christmas. (edit) ALF: (to Tiffany, who imagines ALF is a female, and is about to adorn him with more girl stuff) Hold it right there! Earrings are where I draw the line!
Tiffany: You can talk!
ALF: Yeah, and it's a good thing. Otherwise, you'd have me in a bra by now! (edit) ALF: (Singing) Deck the dump with bells of holly... Fa-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La. (edit)

It is Francis P. Church's editorial, "Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus" that Dr. Willoughby reads to George Foley. This was one of the most famous editorials ever written, and appeared in the The New York Sun in 1897 as a response to a little girl's letter. (edit)

This episode does not have any allusions. Add some now!