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PaintballEpisode Number: 9 Season Num: 1 First Aired: Sunday August 13, 2006 Prod Code: 110 |
(Bob tells Alice that he's being assessed; observers will be watching their sessions)
Bob: I need you to shine this week.
Alice: What do I do?
Bob: Nothing. Just when they're sitting in on our sessions, you just be yourself.
Alice: Okay, I can do that!
Bob: Good, I've written down what we're going to talk about, so if you could memorize that... (he hands her a script)
Alice: What happened to being myself?
Bob: Well, I don't want you to be ~too much~ like yourself, Alice. I'm looking for a promotion here! (edit) (about Linda)
Alice: I'm not playing paintball with that felon! She'll have a gun!
Bob: You'll have one too. (edit) John: I don't want you to think of me as your boss...
Mr. Polaski: I don't.
John: None of this boss, employee nonsense. Just call me 'John' and I'll call you 'Stanley.'
Mr. Polaski: You'll call me 'Mr. Polaski.'
John: Mr. ...okay, Mr. Polaski. (edit) John: Hey, you got any more of those jokes?
Mr. Polaski: You want to hear a joke? You're my boss... ha ha ha. (edit) Mr. Polaski: You're going to Cuba?
John: Uh... we've been bought out by a candle conglomerate. Uh... they heard we were a real up-and-comer. I've been asked to run things.
Mr. Polaski: In Cuba.
John: Yeah. So, uh, we have to start packing, right away, the whole family is going...
Mr. Polaski: To Cuba.
John: Candle capital of the world, my friend. (edit) Mac: Bob, you can't keep coming by like this... and the phone call have got to stop! (edit) John: Everything okay?
Alice: Yeah, I'm just worried about whether I did the right thing.
John: Life's going to throw some curve balls your way, Alice; things you won't want to face. Just remember, there's no problem so big you can't run away from it. (edit)
Bob: I need you to shine this week.
Alice: What do I do?
Bob: Nothing. Just when they're sitting in on our sessions, you just be yourself.
Alice: Okay, I can do that!
Bob: Good, I've written down what we're going to talk about, so if you could memorize that... (he hands her a script)
Alice: What happened to being myself?
Bob: Well, I don't want you to be ~too much~ like yourself, Alice. I'm looking for a promotion here! (edit) (about Linda)
Alice: I'm not playing paintball with that felon! She'll have a gun!
Bob: You'll have one too. (edit) John: I don't want you to think of me as your boss...
Mr. Polaski: I don't.
John: None of this boss, employee nonsense. Just call me 'John' and I'll call you 'Stanley.'
Mr. Polaski: You'll call me 'Mr. Polaski.'
John: Mr. ...okay, Mr. Polaski. (edit) John: Hey, you got any more of those jokes?
Mr. Polaski: You want to hear a joke? You're my boss... ha ha ha. (edit) Mr. Polaski: You're going to Cuba?
John: Uh... we've been bought out by a candle conglomerate. Uh... they heard we were a real up-and-comer. I've been asked to run things.
Mr. Polaski: In Cuba.
John: Yeah. So, uh, we have to start packing, right away, the whole family is going...
Mr. Polaski: To Cuba.
John: Candle capital of the world, my friend. (edit) Mac: Bob, you can't keep coming by like this... and the phone call have got to stop! (edit) John: Everything okay?
Alice: Yeah, I'm just worried about whether I did the right thing.
John: Life's going to throw some curve balls your way, Alice; things you won't want to face. Just remember, there's no problem so big you can't run away from it. (edit)
Alice (to Bob): Linda's back!
Linda left town after beating Alice to a pulp in Fifteen Minutes, earlier this season. (edit)
Linda left town after beating Alice to a pulp in Fifteen Minutes, earlier this season. (edit)
(John is wearing his bathrobe and interviewing candle candidates)
Mr. Polaski: Who are you supposed to be, Hugh Hefner's nephew or something?
Hugh Hefner (1926 - ) is the founder of Playboy magazine, and famous for lounging at his mansion with beautiful women while wearing his silk robe. (edit)
Mr. Polaski: Who are you supposed to be, Hugh Hefner's nephew or something?
Hugh Hefner (1926 - ) is the founder of Playboy magazine, and famous for lounging at his mansion with beautiful women while wearing his silk robe. (edit)
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Score: 9.0 Superb 4 votes
Score: 9.0 Superb 4 votes
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