Writer:	Robia Rashid
Director:	Daisy Mayer
Star:	Lindsey Shaw (Claire Tolchuck),  Amy Pietz (Franny Tolchuck),  Adhir Kalyan (Raja Musharaff),  Dan Byrd (Justin Tolchuck),  Scott Patterson (Gary Tolchuck)
Recurring Role:	Christopher B. Duncan (Mr. Matthews),  Adam Rose (Dooley)
Guest Star:	Jennifer Irwin (Maureen),  Kwesi Ameyaw (Mr. Papazian),  Adrien Dorval (Mr. Keil),  Tanya Champoux (Mrs. Mitchell),  Roger Haskett (Darren Dooley),  Darien Provost (Young Justin),  Sophie Collins (Girl),  Paul Tryl (Bouncer),  Melanie Papalia (Alicia)

Music featured in this episode:
"All Of My Friends" by Goat
"B!tch" by Shelly Pieken
"Can't Stay Away" by Stephen Phillips and Tim P.
"Don't Burn the Balti" by Srikanta
"Go!" by Jupiter Rising
"Home" by Vanessa Carlton
"One For My Soul (Goodnight)" by XOXO (edit)

Claire: (with Raja fainted on the floor). So is Raja like dead? (edit) Justin: (Voiceover) That night, dinner was tense, but Raja didn't notice, he was too busy practicing surgery on his chicken. (edit) Claire: Imagine that, Mom! A woman who works!
Franny: Excuse me!?
(edit) Young Justin: (after putting a basketball in his shirt) Look daddy! I'm pregnant! I'm gonna have a baby out of my vagina! (edit) Justin: I'll be taking care of my children and making sure that my household is happy and comfortable, like Mom!
Claire: So basically, you want to sit around, do nothing, and watch your ass get fat.
Franny: Claire! (Justin and Claire laugh) Justin!
Raja: Look, it not even really a job, it is nothing!
Franny: Raja!
Raja: Sorry, in Pakistan not here!
Claire: Basically, you're saying you want to be a maid, but you don't want to be paid for it. (edit)

Possible careers featured on the list:
Computer Technician
Graphic Artist
Receptionist
Construction
Police
Medical Doctor
Sales Representative
Purchasing Agent
Courier
Taxi Driver
Fast Food Preparation
School Teacher
Musician
Executive Accountant
Diplomat
Private Investigator
Barber
CEO
Researcher
Geologist
Music Writer
Fire Fighter
Bartender
Housekeeper
Professor (edit)

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