Featured Music:
"I Want You Back" by The Jackson 5
"My Girl" by the Temptations
"I am, I said" performed by William Russ
"Chains" performed by Vonda Shepard
"I'm Gonna Make You Love Me" performed by Vonda Shepard with Jeffrey Osborne
"The Wildest Times of the World" performed by Vonda Shepard (edit) FOX repeated this episode on April 09, 2001. (edit)

Larry: I want you to ditch the father son act, I'll declare Nelle void, we can have dinner tonight.
Ally: Done. (edit) Larry: Personally, I myself admire virgins, privately, I collect them. (edit) Ally: (to Larry) How dare you make me apologize to that vile rabid yak! (edit) Richard: Let me tell you something about women, Mark. Don't talk to them. They'll talk back. Women should be obscene, not heard... Fishism. (edit) Nelle: Who's that?
Ling: I don't know, some guy who has yet to drool over me.
Nelle: Ling, do you think every man wants you?
Ling: Yes. (edit) Ally: You, uh, know Nelle?
Larry: I met her in your office today and she invited me for a drink. She seems nice. Good hair. (edit) Ally: Well, um, I have a really big day tomorrow. We're gonna depose Kimmy and then I might get deposed so I should probably go kill myself. (edit) Ally: It's when he got strict with me I knew I liked him. I hope this doesn't mean deep down I want to be spanked. (edit) John: Platonic love affairs have been known to exist. There are, perhaps, countless reasons to pursue this woman, and only one not to, but as flaws go, SHE HAS A PENIS! (edit) Mark: What are you doing?
John: Well, I'm either playing ping-pong or I'm hanging upside-down. Would you like to guess or use up one of your life-lines? (edit) Larry: (to Ally) The son'll probably live longer. (edit) Cindy: (to Nelle) My penis makes you nervous. (edit) Michael: Jonathan and I both agree that you might be the most amazing woman on earth and it would be a tragedy if at least one of us didn't get you.
Ally: Now that was a good answer. (edit) Larry: Well, if you need a sympathetic ear I can fake it.
Ally: Thank you. (edit) Kimmy: (to Ally) I'm suing you for defamation, you total *****! (edit) Ally: I almost joined, Kimmy, especially when you promised me that free spermicide underneath the table, but when I went down there to get it I found you munching away on my boyfriend.
Kimmy: Ally was always such a little kidder.
Ally: You know, I would love to stay and chat, but I'm on a date with a father and son team and tonight they brought the sister which... well, things could get pretty wild. (edit) Ally: One day I will look back at this and laugh... or cry. One or the other, I'm sure of it. (edit) Larry: Well, if you need a sympathetic ear I can fake it...
Ally: Thank you. (edit)

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Episode Title: "Without a Net"
"Without a Net" is a single performed by the Grateful Dead on a live concert. The single was rleeased in 1990. (edit)