Writer:	Tony Sheehan
Director:	Noam Pitlik
Star:	Hal Linden (Capt. Barney Miller),  Max Gail (Det. Stan Wojciehowicz),  Steve Landesberg (Detective Arthur Dietrich),  James Gregory (Inspector Frank Luger),  Ron Carey (Officer Carl Levitt),  Jack Soo (Det. Nick Yemana),  Ron Glass (Det. Ron Harris)
Guest Star:	Norman Klar (),  Michael Durrell (Altman),  Jack Bernardi (Kleiner),  Jade McCall ()

This is the first of Jack Bernardi's two, unrelated roles on Barney Miller. He can also be seen in season six's "The Photographer." (edit) This is the first of Michael Durrell's two, unrelated appearances on Barney Miller. He can also be seen in season five's "The Baby Broker." (edit)

Dietrich: That was Regina Gregory on the phone. I told her you would call her back when you got out of the bathroom.
Harris: You told her I was in the bathroom?
Dietrich: Well, that's where you were.
Harris: I know! But that's no reason to go destroying people's illusions!
Dietrich: Oh, I'm sorry ... I thought she knew! (edit)

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