Star:	Carey Means (Frylock, Various Voices),  C. Martin Croker (Dr. Weird, Steve (Seasons 1-3)),  Dave Willis (Meatwad, Carl, Various Voices),  Dana Snyder (Master Shake, Various Voices)
Guest Star:	Dwight Schultz (Carl (Yelling)),  John DiMaggio (Ezekial (Crying)),  Patton Oswalt (Ezekial)

Comedian Patton Oswalt -- the voice of Ezekial -- is credited under the pseudonym of "Shecky Chucklestein." (edit) It is confirmed here, though completely obvious, that Shake has never had sex before. (edit) Ezekial is really about 4000 years old. (edit)

Frylock: Meatwad, go cover your man.
Meatwad: Shut up boy I got my man boxed in over here! You mind your own damn bussiness. (edit) Meatwad: He's inside... Slaying the chess dragon.
(Cuts to Ezekial facing Chess dragon)
Chess Dragon: K..E..2..2..E..3
Ezekial: Bishop E5 to E4. Check.
(Meatwad and Shake walk in. Chess dragon looks at board then moves his king all over the board knocking down Ezekial pieces.)
Chess Dragon: K..E..3..2..E..103
Ezekial: You can't do that! That square does not exist! That's a blatant violation of the governing rules!
Chess Dragon: K..S..U..C..2..K..I..T
Ezekial: Yea ha ha. Checkmate. Your the hippopotamus!
(Chess Dragon gets up and starts breathing fire while running out of the room.)
Meatwad: Alriiight. Yeah eZ. Hey, no buddy could beat chess dragon. Not even me. And I'm retarded. (edit) Meatwad: Awww, is this your bastard? (edit) Shake: I tapped that.
Frylock: Tapped what?
Shake: Booty! (edit) (Ezekial knocks at Carl's door, Carl answers)
Ezekial: Daddy?
Carl: Next door... Jackass.
(Ezekial knocks at the Aqua Teens' door, Shake answers)
Ezekial: Daddy!
Shake: No, no! You're, uh... you're probably thinking the guy next door. Big, fat guy, you take care.
(Ezekial walks back to Carl's house, a click is heard and Carl appears with a shotgun in his hands, pointing it at Ezekial; Ezekial runs away)
Carl: That's right, get lost! (edit)

In this episode Meatwad almost kills Ezekial. (edit)

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