Writer:	Robert Presnell Jr., Howard Browne, Robert Presnell Jr.
Director:	Daryl Duke
Star:	Ralph Manza (Jay Drury),  George Peppard (Thomas Banacek),  Murray Matheson (Felix Mulholland)
Guest Star:	Peter Donat (Robert Morgan),  Paul Gleason (Border Guard),  Erica Hagen (Bikini Girl),  Victor Jory (Paul Andros),  Julio Medina (Padre Borda),  Ruben Moreno (Colonel Perez),  Kermit Murdock (Archbishop),  Francisco Ortega (Padre Guillermo),  Pedro Regas (Old Mexica),  Ned Romero (Chief Frank Mendoza),  Alfonso Tafoya (Anselmo Gomez),  Annette Cardona (Cecelia Gomez),  Ahna Capri (Mme. Pompadour),  Peter Brocco (Cardinal),  Louise Sorel (Alicia Danato),  Broderick Crawford (Gilbert Deretzo),  Gordon Pinsent (John Weymouth),  Jack MacGowran (Michele Lanier),  Alan Fudge (Logan Howard),  Adele Yoshioka (Receptionist)

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Jay: Oh I got us a real nice hotel right in the middle of Beverly Hills, with a swimming pool and everything.
Banacek: What's everything?
Jay: I don't know, everything, like color tv, and the drinking glasses in the bathroom... they're all wrapped up.
Banacek: Nice. (edit) De Retzo: I don't know how he did it, but I know he's got it.
Banacek: Okay, I'll go to him and ask him to give it back. (edit) De Retzo: Look, Banana-check.
Banacek: Banacek.
De Retzo: All right, have it your way. (edit) Cardinal: Of course, there are enough slivers of wood in the world from the "true cross" to make a whole forest of crosses. (edit) Banacek: "Twelve good horses and silver candlesticks won't stop the snow from falling in Bialystok." It's an old Polish saying.
Alisa Donato: Is there an old Polish translation?
Banacek: Well, I think it means, there's some things money can't buy. (edit)

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