Writer:	Richard K. Kelbaugh
Director:	Reza Badiyi
Star:	Tom Ewell (Billy Truman),  Robert Blake (Det. Tony Baretta),  Chino Williams (Fats),  Edward Grover (Lt. Hal Brubaker [ 2-4 ]),  Michael D. Roberts (Rooster)
Recurring Role:	John Ward (Foley),  Sharon Cintron (Mimi),  Armand Cerami (Officer Stanley Kowalski)
Guest Star:	Gwen Welles (Vicki),  Steve Sandor (Alex Benton),  Ben Frank (Daniels),  Robert Miller Driscoll (Hobbs),  Candy Azzara (Rusty),  Vincent Baggetta (Ray Fleming),  Earl Colbert (Old Man),  Ken Sansom (Myers)

Great car chase and motocross race in this episode. (edit)

Baretta: singing & playing guitar: East side, west side, all around the town.

Mimi: I know you're the doctor who lost the patient.

Baretta: singing & playing guitar: We played ring around Rosie and London Bridge is Falling Down.

Mimi: Hey you gotta stop beating on yourself Tony. That girl got pushed over the edge, now there's nothing you could have done about it.

Baretta: singing & playing guitar: Boys and girls together.

Mimi: Hey, I've been there, nobody was there to put me back together again.

Baretta: singing & playing guitar: We tripped the light fanatastic.

Mimi: I had to do it myself.

Baretta: singing & playing guitar: On the sidewalks of New York.

Mimi: Cuz of you.

Baretta: The only thing wrong with huggin' a guitar, is that it don't hug back. (edit) Baretta: My old man always said, Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. And them guys did a rotten crime to you sugar, and they gotta pay. Not only that but the way I got it figured them two jamoaks knew I fingered Benton. They knew he was gonna talk sooner or later, and that makes them number one suspects in his murder. These things gotta way of pilin' up and gettin' worse. You gonna help me?

Vicki: You don't let go do you.

Baretta: You gotta live by the rules and the number one rule is nobody kills nobody. You on my side.

Vicki: Yeah....

Baretta: Atta girl. (edit) Billy: I'm gonna cut down on my drinkin' and only drink mixed drinks from now on.

Baretta: Yeah but it's a little over the hill for that ain't it. The horse is out of the barn.

Billy: You know I'm lookin' for some liquid so that I can ...... cider, oh that was your New England cousin, Mary Elizabeth, I remember her. Pizza from last nights' supper, that was that Italian girl, Rita Arrrrrivedreci, or whatever her name is.

Baretta: What are you gonna do with the liquid?

Billy: What am I gonna do.... donuts, ah that was that cheap date.

Baretta: What are you gonna do with that liquid?

Billy: Ah liquid, if I can find liquid amongst all this garbage, I'm gonna pour it in my bag stand on my head and mix it.

Baretta: If you stand on your head in the condition that you are in, we're gonna bury you that way.

Billy: You know, I must have hit up ten bars in Benton's neighborhood, showed a hundred people Benton's photo and nobody, just nobody, could give me a lead on his two pals and look how I winded up. (edit) Baretta: Oh, ho, ho, what spaceman did you snuff to acquire this outfit?!

Rooster: See, when the Rooster does something he does it in style.

Baretta: He certainly does. Amen.

Rooster: How do you like my chariot? Forty-four horses and they're all studs.

Baretta: I noticed it's in keepin' with the owner no doubt.

Rooster: Hey, what is this, what have I told you about eating this junk food Baretta. This stuff is gonna kill you man.

Baretta: Nah you don't gotta worry bout old Baretta here.

Rooster: I don't wanna hear all that kind of stuff. Look it man, this thing has got more formaldehyde than a stiff at the City Morgue! You dig, now we ain't goin' further in this conversation till you get rid of them lethal vittles.

Baretta: Hmm, what I don't do for the city. Alright climb aboard your chariot.

Rooster: That way!

Baretta: For what?

Rooster: You know the fanfare, the dee-deda-dee.

Baretta: singing: How's that? Good!

Rooster: Ah man, don't ever take music as a career, huh brother.

Baretta: This hear is a picture of a guy named Benton, and there's a whole list of all the dirt tracks around town. Whip around on your golden chariot here, and see if you can find him there for me.

Rooster: Pretty mean looking dude.

Baretta: Yeah he is, and his friends is even meaner, so if you find him just remain at a distance and call your old father.

Rooster: Listen man, I don't need you to tell me how to do my job, okay, hmm.

Baretta: Understand.

Rooster: Ah yes, the wind is in my sails and the heat's at my tails.

Baretta: Amen brother. (edit)

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