Writer:	Arne Sultan, Chris Hayward, Danny Arnold
Director:	Noam Pitlik
Star:	Hal Linden (Capt. Barney Miller),  Max Gail (Det. Stan Wojciehowicz),  Gregory Sierra (Det Chano Amangual),  Jack Soo (Det. Nick Yemana),  Ron Glass (Det. Ron Harris),  Abe Vigoda (Det. Sgt. Phil Fish)
Recurring Role:	J.J. Barry (Plumber)
Guest Star:	Steve Landesberg (Father Paul),  William Windom (George Webber)

This is the first of J.J. Barry's four, unrelated roles on Barney Miller. He can also be seen in season four's "Tunnel," season six's "Fog," and starting a recurring role in season seven's "Movie." (edit) This is the first of William Windom's two, unrelated appearances on Barney Miller. He can also be heard in season seven's "Contempt." (edit) Guest star Steve Landesberg will be back later this season in his new, starring role as Sergeant Arthur Dietrich. (edit)

Webber: You put your faith in somebody and they just make a fool of you. I am sick and tired of being lied to, and robbed, and poisoned!
Fish: That's the wrong way, Mr. Webber. First try a divorce. (edit) Webber: Corruption. Treachery. Fighting in the streets. Pollution. There's nowhere to hide.
Barney: You're not supposed to hide. You're supposed to try and make it better. (edit) Chano: (to Father Paul) You know something, if you're not a priest you ought to be ashamed of yourself. And if you are a priest, 'Good morning, Father'. (edit)

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