Writer:	Chris Hayward, Danny Arnold, Tom Reeder
Director:	Lee Bernhardi
Star:	Hal Linden (Capt. Barney Miller),  Max Gail (Det. Stan Wojciehowicz),  James Gregory (Inspector Frank Luger),  Gregory Sierra (Det Chano Amangual),  Jack Soo (Det. Nick Yemana),  Ron Glass (Det. Ron Harris),  Abe Vigoda (Det. Sgt. Phil Fish)
Guest Star:	Sully Boyar (Mr. Sobel),  Jay Robinson (Morton Hackler),  Charlotte Rae (Mrs. Sobel)

This is the first of Jay Robinson's two, unrelated appearances on Barney Miller. He can also be seen in season eight's "The Tontine." (edit)

Mr. Sobol: The man's crazy. He should be a ride at Disneyland. (edit) Chano: Nobody saw anything. Nobody heard anything. Just like always.
Wojo: You'd think some guy walking around the street with a rifle would attract a little bit of attention, wouldn't you?
Barney: Maybe if he didn't have any clothes on.
Chano: Maybe. (edit) Fish: Mr. Hackler, tell me the truth. All kidding aside, do you really believe you've been up there?
Hackler: Absolutely.
Fish: I'm just curious. What's it like?
Hackler: It's heaven.
Fish: So if Saturn is heaven, then hell is...?
Hackler: Philadelphia. (edit) Sobol: My name is Stuart Sobol. I'm having a little problem with my wife.
Fish: Over here, Mr. Sobol.
Barney: This is Sergeant Fish. He'll help you.
Sobol: Thank you. Is that your department?
Fish; Yeah. I started in homicide and worked my way up. What seems to be the trouble with your wife?
Sobol: She moved out of the house.
Fish: And the problem? (edit)

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