Star:	Toby Huss (various voices),  Mike Judge (Beavis/Butt-head/Principal McVicker/Tom Anderson/David Van Driessen/Bradley Buzzcut/Additional Characters (voice)),  Chris Marcil (Voice),  Chris Phillips (various voices),  Guy Maxtone-Graham (various voices),  Kristofor Brown (various voices),  Dale Reeves (various voices),  Gail Thomas (various voices)

The original version of this episode aired without the "dueling grasshoppers" at the very beginning -- instead starting with the boys flicking their lighters as they talked to Daria. (edit)

Buddy: (from sporting goods store) Let's see, you boys look like a pair of S's.
Beavis: That's what McVicker says. (edit) Buzzcut: (reading the boys' self-written excuse note) Please excuse Beavis and Butt-head from wearing "athletic sip-otters." They were unable to buy them because of a national "sip-otter" shortage. (edit) Buddy: Hi, can I help you?
Daria: I have some questions about active-wear.
Beavis: [in the changing room] Cool!
[Daria does a double-take]
Beavis: Snug 'nads!
[Daria does a double-take]
Butt-head: [in the changing room] The family jewels are secure!
[Beavis and Butt-head emerge wearing nothing but T-shirts and the eye patches]
Beavis: How do we look?
[Daria does a double-take]
Daria: Wow! Even smaller than I thought!
[Daria takes a photograph as Beavis and Butt-head pull their T-shirts down to their knees] (edit) Butt-head: Hey, Dia ... er, Daria. Where'd you get the camera?
Beavis: Yeah! You look like one of those "papa-nazis" [paparazzis].
Daria: My parents made me join the school paper. The paper made me fashion reporter because I'm a girl. I hate fashion!!! There's no fashion in this town! I want to be an enquiring photographer.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Then you can take pictures in the girls' locker room.
Butt-head: Yeah, and enquire about how they'd like to please Big-Daddy Butt-head.
Daria: God, you're gross!
[Daria raises the camera and takes their photograph]
Beavis: Hey, why'd you do that?
Daria: You never know, National Geographic might call!
[Daria walks away quickly]
Butt-head: She thinks we're cool! (edit)

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