Bex Schwartz may look familiar. You may have seen her appearances on VH1's A2Z, where she's corrected Will Smith's grammar, deconstructed Axl Rose's name (it's an anagram for oral sex) and speculated about the amount of pubic hair overzealous fans send Johnny Depp in the mail. You may recall her from the ABC News segment in which she was coronated as the "Queen of Friendster." Or, the downtowners among you may recognize her legendary performances at Collective Unconscious on the Lower East Side, where she's been known to draw faces on her breasts and then use them as puppets. "I'm Bex in the
… More performance world—no one knows that I have a last name and that it's Schwartz," she says. "My grandmother actually called me on it. She was like, ‘Why don't you use your last name?'".
