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The Hayburner

Episode Number: 121    Season Num: 4    First Aired: February 17, 1963    Prod Code: n/a
When Hoss and Adam purchase a thoroughbred horse, they didn't bargain that Hoss would put the horse up as security during a poker game...and lose. After losing the poker game, they hope to get Joe involved to have money to pay off the horse. What they don't know is Joe has a plan of his own.

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Writer: Alex Sharp
Director: William F. Claxton
Star: Dan Blocker (Eric "Hoss" Cartwright (1959-1972)),  Pernell Roberts (Adam Cartwright (1959-1965)),  Michael Landon (Joseph "Little Joe" Francis Cartwright),  Lorne Greene (Ben Cartwright)
Recurring Role: Bing Russell (Deputy Clem Foster)
Guest Star: William Demarest (Enos Milford),  Ellen Corby (Cora Milford),  Howard Wright (Sam Finney),  Percy Helton (Lefe),  Paul Bryar (Horse Trader)

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William F. Claxton is billed as William Claxton. (edit)
This was Pernell Robert's favourite comedy episode. (edit)

Quotes

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Hoss: Hey Joe, look, won't you do me and Adam a really big favor and loan us that money?
Joe: Security.
Adam: You'll own a third of the horse.
Joe: Security.
Hoss: Joe, you can't lose!
Joe: Security. (edit)
Lafe: Oh, well Hoss had a little bad luck too. He lost one-hundred and sixty dollars.
Adam: Why don't you sue him for it?
Lafe: Oh, I wouldn't sue him for it, I'd just sell the horse.
Adam: You'll what?
Hoss: Adam, look, after I borrowed that first hundred, Lafe here made me up the horse for security on the rest of it.
Adam: Security?
Lafe: Yeah....security.
Hoss: Yeah, security. (edit)
Joe: Alright, what's it all about? You two certainly didn't come over here just to visit.
Hoss: Why else would we, little brother?
Joe: Well, because it's a long ride from the Ponderosa and we grew up together, remember?
Adam: You know, I think our little brother is losing a little respect for his elders since he began making all that money.
Hoss: You're right, Adam, he's getting plum smart-alecky.
Joe: Oh boy, talk like that sounds like you're about one foot away from cattle-rustling. (edit)
Adam: (to Hoss) You know, if you weren't so big I'd poke you one right in the mouth. (edit)
Adam: (to Hoss) Next time you feel lucky, let me know so I can lock you up somewhere. (edit)

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During the race outside of town, a radio tower can be seen on top of a mountain in the background. (edit)

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"Series classic"
This is one of my favorites!
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