Writer:	David E. Kelley, Phoef Sutton, Sanford Golden, Karen Wyscarver
Director:	John Terlesky
Star:	Candice Bergen (Shirley Schmidt),  Constance Zimmer (Claire Simms),  Craig Bierko (Jeffrey Coho),  James Spader (Alan Shore),  Julie Bowen (Denise Bauer),  Mark Valley (Brad Chase),  Rene Auberjonois (Paul Lewiston),  William Shatner (Denny Crane)
Recurring Role:	Meredith Eaton-Gilden (Bethany Horowitz),  Rebecca Lin (Receptionist),  Delta Burke (Bella Horowitz),  Christian Clemenson (Jerry Espenson),  Meredith Eaton-Gilden (Bethany Horowitz)
Guest Star:	Butch Hammett (George Tanner),  Gary Anthony Williams (Clarence / Clarice Bell),  Annie Wersching (Ellen Tanner),  Michelle Forbes (Juliette Monroe),  Dig Wayne (Attorney Beckham),  Clyde Kusatsu (Judge Matsumura),  Mary Boucher (Judge Rose Olsheim),  Christine Dunford (Attorney Shelley Ford),  Mari Weiss (Nancy Murr),  Kathleen Wilhoite (Sophia Wilson),  Tina Morasco (Annette),  Alanna Dedek (Lauren),  Gennelle Dedek (Katey),  Jessy Schram (Claire Wilson),  Loretta Devine (Annabelle Carruthers)

More Star Trek alumni: Michelle Forbes played the popular recurring character of Ro Laren on Star Trek The Next Generation. (edit) The song playing at the end of the episode when Denny and Alan are on the balcony is Christmas Time is Here from A Charlie Brown Christmas. (edit)

Jeffrey: I suppose we better work this out.
Brad: Does it have to be now?
Jeffrey: Well, it is the season. Peace on Earth...love for your fellow man....
Brad: Wait. What was that?
Jeffrey: "Love for your fellow man"?
Brad: No, before that.
Jeffrey: "Peace on Earth"?
Brad: Liberal. I knew it!
(edit) Alan: I think we've just had our first three-way.
Denny: It didn't look like Shirley enjoyed it as much as we did. You know, she tasted differently than I remember....
Alan: (chuckles) That's because it was my slobber on her mouth, Denny. We've finally exchanged bodily fluids.
Denny: (quickly downs his glass of wine) Blech! (edit) White Supremacist Twins: (singing) Michael rowed the boat ashore...Hallelujah! Michael rowed the boat ashore....
Alan: You do know that Michael was a homosexual Jew from Mexico, right? (edit) Denise: (to Brad and Jeffrey, scoldingly) You're both partners! I'm not. So why am I the only one acting like an adult? (edit) Denny: Objection. Your Honor, she's being...objectionable!
Judge: Sustained. (edit)

The twin blonde singers are based on the real life white supremacist singers Lamb and Lynx Gaede, who perform as Prussian Blue. (edit)

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