So in the so-called season 8 comics Dawn has so far changed into a giant, and in the latest issue into a centaur. Willow said she had one more change to go. So let us speculate here. What is the next mythological creature she will be changed into? Pesonally I at first thought maybe she should be changed into a Dufflepud, like in C.S. Lewis's "Voyage of the Dawn Treader." Dawn would look hiarious hopping around on one leg with a giant foot. But on later reflection I think she should be changed into a lake monster, like Nessie (Loch Ness in Scotland), Champie (Lake Champlain between Vermont and Canada), Okopogo (Lake Okonogon in British Columbia) etc. Because then Dawn would spend a lot of time underwater, and we wouldn't have to listen to her whining! Of course, whatever she is changed into, she will not be satisfied. She wasn't satisfied being made the sister of a cool vampire slayer, and whined a lot. She wasn't satisfied having Kenny love her, and cheated on him. And of course she wasn't satisfied being a giant or centaur either. I wonder if even when she was a ball of energy, she still wasn't satified with the way things were, and was a whiner even then.
Edited on 07/23/2008 12:18pm