Star:

Carlos Alazraqui (Lazlo/Clam/Chef Mcmuesli),  Jeff Bennett (Raj/Samson/Various Campers),  Jill Talley (Nina Neckerly/Gretchen/Miss Mucus),  Jodi Benson (Patsy Smiles/Jane Doe/Almondine),  Mr. Lawrence (Edward/Dave/Ping Pong/Nurse Leslie),  Steve Little (Chip/Skip/The Lemmings/Various Campers),  Tom Kenny (Algonquin C. Lumpus/Slinkman/Various Campers),  Mr. Lawrence (Edward/Dave/Ping Pong/Nurse Leslie)

Lumpus has dreamed of being Grand Legume. (edit) Plantain persimmon pear pie is the cure for love sickness. (edit) Credits: Scoutmaster Lumpus being run over outside the main gate of Camp Kidney by various vehicles. (edit)

Lumpus: What badge am I missing?
Slinkman: The Handy Helper badge.
Lumpus: And that means to earn that badge, I'll have to ...
Slinkman: Help someone.
Lumpus: Help someone?! (screams) Nooooo!
Slinkman: What are you doing, sir?
Lumpus: I'm simply too valuable to waste away at this miserable excuse for a camp. The real world needs someone with my can-do spirit, my intellect.
Slinkman: But, sir, why leave when you could just stay, earn your badge, and be done with it?
Lumpus: Because the man know the real world doesn't need badges or Grand Legume, Slinkman. (edit) Lumpus: Goodbye, Camp Kidney, you old pile of logs. Real world, here I ... (run over by a truck)
Slinkman: Sir!
Scoutmaster Lumpus: Just one of the hazards of the real world, Slinkman. Here, a man must pick himself up and ...(run over by an ice cream truck)
Slinkman: Sir, it wouldn't be easier to just earn the badge?
Lumpus: Easier? Yes, Slinkman, but not a man in the real world would do. (run over by a car)
Slinkman: Yes, but I wonder if you were cut out for the real world, sir.
Lumpus: Cut out for it? Why, tailor made is more like ...(runs over by a moped) Ow! That one actually hurt a little.
Slinkman: Please, reconsider, sir. But ...(looks back as Lumpus was run over by objects from the "real world")
Lumpus: Slinkman.
Slinkman: Sir?
Lumpus: Okay, who I gotta help? (edit) Commander Hoo-Haw: Will somebody turn off this blasted, cockamamie tape?! Come on now, don't be a jerk! (edit) Clam: Get lost yourself! (edit) Lazlo: Love sickness, love sickness, fly away home. Love sickness, love sickness, leave Clam alone. (edit)

If the tea was hotter than magma, shouldn't it have melted the cup? (edit) Goof: After Clam gets hit in the head with Gretchen in the beginning, you can see in a scene, Patsy, Gretchen and Ms. Doe leaving. However, before the scene going with Nurse Leslie, you can see Ms, Doe's feet in the stand, which in the other scene, she was leaving with the Squirrel Scouts. (edit) Even though Lazlo spills the tea it never dissapears. (edit)

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