Director:	Adam Sorota
Star:	Robert Thompson (Tournament Director),  Phil Gordon (Host),  Kevin Pollak (Host)
Guest Star:	Willie Garson (Himself),  Emily Procter (Herself),  David Schwimmer (Himself),  Don Cheadle (Himself),  Ben Affleck (Himself)

The CPS tournaments are all held at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas. The Casino is owned by the Maloof Brothers. (edit)

Ben: Texas Hold 'Em is really more about reading people and how you present yourself. So it makes it much more about how you play and what you think about other people than what about the cards that you get are. (edit) (on Willie)
David: He's been catching those cards.
Emily: He's the Prince of Darkness.
Don: He is. He's the Evil Willie. (edit) Don: All hands need help.
Willie: Of course. All hands need a little love.
Don: Just a little love. (edit)

Match Results:
1st Place - Willie Garson
2nd Place - Ben Affleck
3rd Place - Don Cheadle
4th Place - Emily Procter
5th Place - David Schwimmer (edit) Celebrity Charity List:
Don Cheadle - Canyon Charter School
David Schwimmer - Rape Foundation
Ben Affleck - A-T Children's Project
Emily Procter - Cure Autism Now Foundation
Willie Garson - The Children's Hospital of Denver (edit) Willie's father was a semi-professional blackjack player. (edit) Ben wants his poker nickname to be Boston Fathead. Emily's poker nickname is Lish, short for Emily-cious. (edit) Kevin's pick to win is Don Cheadle. (edit)

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