Star:	Dave Foley (Host),  Robert Thompson (Tournament Director),  Phil Gordon (Host)
Guest Star:	Seth Meyers (Himself),  Hank Azaria (Himself),  Amy Poehler (Herself),  Jeffrey Ross (Himself),  Gail O'Grady (Herself)

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Dave: Good evening and welcome to Celebrity Poker Showdown. Now this is not your average kitchen table poker game unless of course your kitchen is filled with celebrities playing for a quarter-million prize pool. (edit) Dave: Hank, you're back. You were here last year. You played for Alzheimer's. You were trying to raise money to help cure Alzheimer's. You did not make it past the 1st round. As a result, Alzheimer's is still with us, Hank. (edit) Dave: Now this year, obviously, you've just ditched Alzheimer's.
Hank: Well, it wasn't very lucky for me, was it? (edit) Dave: (on Jeffrey's shirt) You can never get a man to have sex with you with that shirt.
Hank: I disagree. (edit) (before the game started)
Phil: Let's get it on!
Dave: Oh, what? Yes! (edit)

Match Results:
1st Place - Seth Meyers
2nd Place - Jeffrey Ross
3rd Place - Amy Poehler
4th Place - Gail O'Grady
5th Place - Hank Azaria (edit) Celebrity Charity List:
Amy Poehler - Rosie's Place
Jeffrey Ross - Meals on Wheels
Hank Azaria - Project ALS
Gail O'Grady - Elephant Sanctuary
Seth Meyers - The Jimmy Fund (edit) Lounge Girl: Jenny (edit) Nicknames: Seth calls Jeff "Foldie". Hank calls Seth "Overbet". Hank calls himself "Tamara". Amy likes to be called "Lady Fantastic". Jeff wanted to be called "Paris Hilton". On the Losers' Lounge, Hank nicknames himself "First Out". (edit) Seth Meyers grew up in Bedford, New Hampshire. Jeffrey Ross grew up in New Jersey. (edit)

(going into commercial break)
Dave: You like pocket aces? Sure you do. And even if you don't, I know five celebrity poker players who love 'em! We're gonna see that Holy Grail of poker hands not just once, but twice right after these messages...

The search for the Holy Grail was popularized by the 1989 action-adventure film Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade starring Harrison Ford. (edit)