Star:	Robert Thompson (Tournament Director),  Phil Gordon (Host),  Dave Foley (Host)
Guest Star:	Lacey Chabert (Herself),  J.K. Simmons (Himself),  Bonnie Hunt (Herself),  Robert Wagner (Himself),  Scott Wolf (Himself)

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Dave: Welcome to Celebrity Poker Showdown, where America gets to watch famous people get lucky. (edit) Dave: I'd like to thank most of you for bothering to dress.
J.K.: (wearing only a shirt and shorts) Yeah, I didn't get the memo. (edit) (J.K. was only wearing shorts and a shirt)
Dave: J.K. is penalized for not wearing the school uniform.
Phil: Or having no hair. (edit) Bonnie: (to scantily-dressed waitress) I'm gonna need that outfit back, by the way. (edit) (while Lacey was deciding on whether to raise or call)
Audience: All-in!
Bonnie: Do what's in your heart, honey.
J.K.: Thanks, mom. (edit)

Match Results:
1st Place - Bonnie Hunt
2nd Place - J.K. Simmons
3rd Place - Scott Wolf
4th Place - Lacey Chabert
5th Place - Robert Wagner (edit) Celebrity Charity List:
Lacey Chabert - Christopher Reeve Paralysis Foundation
Robert Wagner - The Silver Lining Foundation
Bonnie Hunt - The Arthritis Foundation
Scott Wolf - EBMRF
J.K. Simmons - Iris House (edit) How Would You Play It: The viewers played with J.K's pair of deuces. (edit) Lounge Girl: Tammy (edit) Dave Foley's pick to win is Robert Wagner. (edit)

Scott: Can I help her? She's my sister for God's sake.

Scott Wolf and Lacey Chabert played brother and sister in the 1990's Fox drama Party of Five. (edit) Dave: (on J.K.'s theater beginnings) I'm guessing it's not one of the classics. Probably not William Shakespeare. Unless it was "Two Penguins of Verona".

The Two Gentlemen of Verona is a Shakespeare comedy written earlier in his career. It tackles themes about friendship and infidelity. (edit) Scott: You can do it!

The phrase "You can do it!" is a running gag popularized by an overzealous fan played by Rob Schneider in Adam Sandler movies such as The Longest Yard, 50 First Dates, Little Nicky, and The Waterboy. (edit)