Star:	Dave Foley (Host),  Robert Thompson (Tournament Director),  Phil Gordon (Host)
Guest Star:	Brandi Chastain (Herself),  Camryn Manheim (Herself),  Colin Quinn (Himself),  Tom Verica (Himself),  Kevin Weisman (Himself)

Colin Quinn and Dave Foley worked together in the movie Three Men and a Baby. (edit)

Dave: Welcome to Celebrity Poker Showdown. We are the show that has done for poker what Richard Branson has done for space flight. At long last, made it accessible to the rich and famous. (edit) Dave: Poker is a metaphor for how crappy life really is. (edit) Dave: For those of you who need it, we have a brief tutorial film and then immediately after that, we have a short film strip about avoiding VD. (edit) Dave: (on the Losers' Lounge) Once in here, they can drown their sorrows. They can even drown their joys. (edit) (on taped interview)
Brandi: I think my muscles scare people. But today I'm not gonna bust 'em out until absolutely necessary. (edit)

Match Results:
1st Place - Colin Quinn
2nd Place - Camryn Manheim
3rd Place - Tom Verica
4th Place - Brandi Chastain
5th Place - Kevin Weisman (edit) Celebrity Charity List:
Brandi Chastain - The Children's Cancer Research Fund
Tom Verica - Habitat For Humanity International
Camryn Manheim - Habitat For Humanity International
Colin Quinn - The Salvation Army
Kevin Weisman - The DMD Fund (edit) How Would You Play It: The viewers played with Tom's Jack-seven off-suit. (edit) Lounge Girl: Jenny (edit) Dave Foley's pick to win is Tom Verica. (edit)

Kevin: Slim shady. My name is.

"My Name Is" is a song by Marshall Bruce Mathers III or as he is more commonly known, Eminem or Slim Shady. (edit)