Star:	Robert Thompson (Tournament Director),  Dave Foley (Host),  Phil Gordon (Host)
Guest Star:	Heather Graham (Herself),  Jesse Metcalfe (Himself),  Andrea Parker (Herself),  Malcolm-Jamal Warner (Himself),  Fred Willard (Himself)

This particular episode ran only for an hour instead of the usual two hours. The game went by so quickly that the episode couldn't last more than an hour. (edit)

Dave: Welcome to Celebrity Poker Showdown. Now this is the only poker show on television with players you may actually wanna sleep with. (edit) Fred: I tied my horse up in the hitching post outside. Will he be safe there? (edit) Fred: May I suggest some rules just for tonight? No bluffing. And if I happen to glance at your cards, be courteous. (edit) (on taped interview)
Andrea: I'm a decent player. But I don't talk it up like I'm a card shark which I might be. (edit) (on taped interview)
Andrea: I'm looking forward to a nice cat fight with Heather. I'm gonna take her down on the felt. (edit)

Match Results:
1st Place - Malcolm-Jamal Warner
2nd Place - Heather Graham
3rd Place - Fred Willard
4th Place - Jesse Metcalf
5th Place - Andrea Parker (edit) Celebrity Charity List:
Andrea Parker - National Hospice & Palliative Care Organization
Malcolm-Jamal Warner - American Sickle Cell Anemia Association
Jesse Metcalf - St. Jude Children's Research Hospital
Fred Willard - Children's Hospital Los Angeles
Heather Graham - Planned Parenthood (edit) How Would You Play It: The viewers played with Malcolm-Jamal Warner's pair of fives. (edit) Dave Foley's pick to win is Fred Willard. (edit) Phil Gordon's pick to win is Andrea Parker. (edit)

(after Heather went all-in)
Malcolm: What would Dirk Diggler do?

Dirk Diggler was the character played by Mark Wahlberg in the 1997 film Boogie Nights which also starred Heather Graham. (edit)