Writer:	Eric Kentoff
Director:	Ted Collyer, Harold Harris
Star:	Christa Miller-Lawrence (Cleopatra, Various),  Nicole Sullivan (Joan of Arc, Various),  Michael McDonald (Gandhi, Various),  Chris Miller (JFK, Mr. B, Various),  Phil Lord (Principal Cinnamon J. Scudworth, Various),  Will Forte (Abe Lincoln/Narrator)
Recurring Role:	Donald Faison (Toots)
Guest Star:	Debra Wilson (Eva Peron)

This episode did not air in the U.S. (edit) The recurring dolphin appears as part of Abe's dream promposal. (edit)

Abe: I will invite you to prom, by saying the words 'will you go to the prom with me,' followed by your name. (breathes) Will you go to the prom with me...(words choke between Joan and Cleo, sounding like 'Jclea.') (edit) Scudworth: Stamos! Damn him and his jet black hair and winning smile! Oh! I'm a failure...a failure! I'm so disorganized! I never call anyone back! YOU SHOULD SEE MY CAR IT'S A MESS! I'm a mess! I go to the submarine sandwich restaraunt and I leave my submarine sandwich restaraunt value card at home EVERY (bangs head on floor) TIME! Oh, I want a free sandwich...STAMOS!!! (edit) (Abe, after Joan runs out)
Abe: Wait, Joan, you forgot your sexy Vampire Teeth!"
(clicks teeth) (edit) Cleo: Can you pass me the blush?
Joan: Your what?
Cleo: The blush... It's makeup! You know, like what your mom throws at you when the vodka runs out! (edit) Gandhi: I just want someone to love...to dry hump, leave, and brag about... is that to much to ask? (edit)

Rock Hudson (Marie Currie's) date was actually gay, making one wonder just why "he knows how to treat a woman". (edit) When the Board of Shadowy figures calls Scudworth, the pants-smith is there. When Scudworth starts to faint, the pants-smith is still there, standing behind Scudworth and beside the door. After a slightly closer camera angle, Scudworth falls over and the man has vanished. (edit) The preview at the end of the episode contains nudity; Cleo's bottom is briefly flashed during the preview. (edit) Goof: When the Head of the board of shadowy figures calls Scudworth, the fetus in a jar is back on Scudworth's desk, after being smashed. (edit) Goof:When Abe wakes up, the fat Elvis is sitting behind him in class. After Abe screams, Sigmund Freud is sitting behind Abe. (edit)

She's All That

Joan's dramatic descent down the staircase after Cleo gives her a makeover is a reference to the movie She's All That. (edit) Gandhi: "You let the dogs out, J-Slice! Whazzap! [..] You can't touch this!
Gandhi is using several out-of-date slogans and trends. Who Let the Dogs Out is a song from 2 years ago by the Baha Men. Whazzap?! is a Buddweiser commercial from 3 years ago. You Can't Touch This is a song from 13 years ago by MC Hammer. Gandhi is also emulating a move Trinity uses in the beginning of The Matrix, which was 4 years old. (edit) Magazines
During the episode, several people are reading magazines such as Kosmo, Med Journal, SciFi Gore, MZ, and Vanity. These are real magazines, such as Cosmo, The Medical Journal, Ms., and Vanity Fair. SciFi Gore is probaly Fangoria. (edit) Abe: You know, Cleo, prom is an important time for all teens. For example, it's where we all lose our virginity.
This is a reference to the movie American Pie. All four of the main characters vow to lose their virginity on prom night, and they all succeed. (edit) John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
John Stamos is a famous television actor, who beat Scudworth for Prom King in highschool. Rebecca, a supermodel and an actress, is mentioned by Scudworth, because at the time this episode aired she was currently married to John. (edit)