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ipodfanatic000
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1. Favorite Quotes | 03/22/2008 12:02pm

I keep seeing all of the threads for naming who said the quotes on CSI, so what about a thread of our favorite quotes. One of my favorites is from Big Middle where Grissom and Sara have Greg lay down on a bed and put a dummy on him with weights to see about how much weight it would take to hinder Greg's breathing, Sara tells Greg to get on the bed, and Greg says I had a dream like this once, only Grissom wasn't watching. I love it, they through Greg into the romance of Sara and Grissom with Sara and Grissom constantly having to deal with Greg hitting on Sara.

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2. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/22/2008 2:07pm
one that I can think of off the top of my head is from invisible evidence:

Sara: you know what makes me angry...

Nick: a LOT of things!
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3. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/22/2008 4:14pm
Brass: Never underestimate the power of the ass!
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4. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/22/2008 5:06pm
Its not a quote, but one of my favourite interactions is between Nick & Warrick, when they "Scissors Paper, Rock" getting into the pool in let the Seller Beware.
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5. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/22/2008 6:57pm
BabyBunting wrote:
one that I can think of off the top of my head is from invisible evidence:

Sara: you know what makes me angry...

Nick: a LOT of things!
Pissed Sara is the best.. but not as much as dirty Sara I dont remember the quote, but that hokey getting you laid thing was hilarious!
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6. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/22/2008 9:18pm
Brasslefrat wrote:
BabyBunting wrote:
one that I can think of off the top of my head is from invisible evidence:

Sara: you know what makes me angry...

Nick: a LOT of things!
Pissed Sara is the best.. but not as much as dirty Sara I dont remember the quote, but that hokey getting you laid thing was hilarious!


"Maybe with all the sex these people are getting, I should take up hockey??" That one? On the same ep, I love Catherines "this guy was all about Pucks, Bucks and... Chicks"
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7. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/22/2008 10:20pm
Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas

Greg: Well thats what you get for eatin...*Catherine smiles*
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8. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/23/2008 2:06am
I like a lot of the quotes, and I mean a LOT, but here's one I love:

Wendy: Yeah, I get it. There's Izzy the vegan eating bacon; Penny the cigarette-smoking cancer patient; Raymundo, the church-going adulterer; and Barbara, the overmedicated shrink.
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9. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/26/2008 2:33pm

Grissom: "Why would anyone want to sell their books?" (from Chaos Theory)

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10. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/26/2008 4:20pm
Grissom: 'Honey, this doesn't look good.'

'Honey' wasn't even part of the script. WP added it.
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Brittles94
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11. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/26/2008 5:50pm

one of my fav is from the episode Bodies In Motion

(After Greg is spattered in the mouth with the human broth found in the car trunk)
Sara: Technically this makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud.
Greg: Grissom would have tasted it on purpose.

and then in a la cart when sara is talking to ecklie and hes like "you and superviser grissom were in direct violation" and sara's like "are."

and then when ecklie talks to grissom and he says that they've been together for nine years and sara said two when she talked to ecklie earlier and ecklies like "ya know, you two really need to get your stories straight" and then he leaves all pissed

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12. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/26/2008 5:59pm
Sara: Crazy people make me feel crazy.
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13. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/27/2008 5:57am

Brass: "Warrant? Ain't got one"

OK its a visual thing.. in Lady Heathers Box.. one of my least favourite episodes ever, but my hubby wanted to watch it yesterday because Abbey from NCIS is in it... th e things we do!!! *sigh*

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14. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/27/2008 6:10am

Brittles94 wrote:
Sara: Technically this makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud.
Greg: Grissom would have tasted it on purpose.

I always laugh myself into hyperventilation during this scene! I absolutely LOVE it! the look on Sara's face as the human soup splats Greg in the face is just priceless!

Ok here's another one of my faves - it's from "down the drain"

Sara (to Greg) "I hear you just lost your virginity"

Greg - evil glare at Sara

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ipodfanatic000
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15. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/27/2008 6:22am
Sara from Committed...Well crazy is as crazy does.
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16. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/27/2008 2:57pm

Greg: You smell like death.

Sara: I've heard

Greg: You know a real man wouldn't mind.

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17. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/28/2008 7:19am
Sara: You okay?
Grissom: Ninety five.
Sara: Excuse me?
Grissom: Normally my pulse is at seventy. When it gets to ninety five I realize how mad I am. I-I have ten people working around the clock on this thing.
Sara: You're being too hard on yourself.
Grissom: No, no, I'm not mad at me. There's a body up there and that guy knows where it is.
Sara: What's your pulse at now? You want to take a walk around the block? Get some air?
Grissom: No.
Sara: Clear your head.
Grissom: I'm fine.
Sara: Okay. (wipes his cheek) Chalk... from plaster.
Grissom: Oh.
Sara: Better go wash up.
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18. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/28/2008 7:44am

Sara: "Since when are you interested in beauty?"

Grissom: "Since I met you."

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19. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/28/2008 10:44am

Nick: Nothing says 'I'm guilty' like running from the cops, dumb-ass!

His delivery is hilarious.

Edited on 03/28/2008 10:46am
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ipodfanatic000
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20. Re: Favorite Quotes | 03/28/2008 11:18am
Sara is asked if she believes there is intelligent life on other planets..Sara's response is. i don't believe there is intelligent life on this planet...

I can't agree with her more.
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