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XXEpisode Number: 86 Season Num: 4 First Aired: Thursday March 11, 2004 Prod Code: 417 |
Catherine: Did you notice anything unusual in the back of the bus?
Juanita: Like what?
Catherine: Blood or ... semen?
Juanita: Didn't see any blood.
Catherine: What about semen?
Juanita: Don't they still do it in the backseat in the free world?
Catherine: Yeah. But I doubt if conjugal visits are permitted in a prison bus.
Juanita: Conjugal visits aren't permitted anywhere. The ACLU was going to bring a case that's ... (she looks at the Warden and changes what she's about to say) The only men permitted in this correctional facility are the correctional officers.
Warden Huddon: It's a class "d" felony for a co to have sexual contact with an inmate.
Catherine: Lots of things are felonies, but people still do them. Otherwise, you and I'd be out of a job. (edit) Sara: Did you know the dead woman, baby girl, Antoinette Stella?
Doug: Start seeing 'em as real people, start carin' when they go back to their pimp dealer scumbag boyfriend?
Sara: That's enlightened.
Doug: That's reality. (edit) (Drawing a sample from a cadaver's bladder)
Doc Robbins: Urine... you're out.
Catherine: Home pregnancy test, huh?
Doc Robbins: It's about 10 times cheaper than the brand sold by our medicial supply company. But just as accurate.
Catherine: Eye on the bottom line. I find that very---
Doc Robbins: Sexy?
Catherine: Prudent. But that was a good try.
Doc Robbins: Ah, plus sign. You know what that means.
Catherine: Who's yo daddy? (edit) Hodges: Since when did you become an insect expert?
Sara: Entomology textbook, Grissom gave it to me last Christmas... when I can't sleep I read. (Nick and Hodges share a look)
Nick: Funny I didn't get a Christmas gift from Grissom, did you?
Hodges: No. (edit) Brass: Hitch a ride under a bus. Well, that's one way to get out of jail.
Nick: Yeah. And I bet this big boy spit up body parts all the way down the road.
Catherine: So, if a bus is traveling 65 miles per hour, what's the distance between the tip of her nose and the tip of her toes? (edit)
Juanita: Like what?
Catherine: Blood or ... semen?
Juanita: Didn't see any blood.
Catherine: What about semen?
Juanita: Don't they still do it in the backseat in the free world?
Catherine: Yeah. But I doubt if conjugal visits are permitted in a prison bus.
Juanita: Conjugal visits aren't permitted anywhere. The ACLU was going to bring a case that's ... (she looks at the Warden and changes what she's about to say) The only men permitted in this correctional facility are the correctional officers.
Warden Huddon: It's a class "d" felony for a co to have sexual contact with an inmate.
Catherine: Lots of things are felonies, but people still do them. Otherwise, you and I'd be out of a job. (edit) Sara: Did you know the dead woman, baby girl, Antoinette Stella?
Doug: Start seeing 'em as real people, start carin' when they go back to their pimp dealer scumbag boyfriend?
Sara: That's enlightened.
Doug: That's reality. (edit) (Drawing a sample from a cadaver's bladder)
Doc Robbins: Urine... you're out.
Catherine: Home pregnancy test, huh?
Doc Robbins: It's about 10 times cheaper than the brand sold by our medicial supply company. But just as accurate.
Catherine: Eye on the bottom line. I find that very---
Doc Robbins: Sexy?
Catherine: Prudent. But that was a good try.
Doc Robbins: Ah, plus sign. You know what that means.
Catherine: Who's yo daddy? (edit) Hodges: Since when did you become an insect expert?
Sara: Entomology textbook, Grissom gave it to me last Christmas... when I can't sleep I read. (Nick and Hodges share a look)
Nick: Funny I didn't get a Christmas gift from Grissom, did you?
Hodges: No. (edit) Brass: Hitch a ride under a bus. Well, that's one way to get out of jail.
Nick: Yeah. And I bet this big boy spit up body parts all the way down the road.
Catherine: So, if a bus is traveling 65 miles per hour, what's the distance between the tip of her nose and the tip of her toes? (edit)
In the beginning, the Chrysler skids completely off the road. In the next scene, when the CSI's arrive, the car is back on the road.
(edit)
Catherine: Nick, take Sara and go directly to jail.
This could be a reference to the board game Monopoly, when a player gets sent to jail, the rules are 'Go directly to jail, don't pass go, don't collect 200 dollars.' (edit) Doc Robbins: Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.
Quote is from Shakespeare's Hamlet, 1603.
Meaning--
A meditation on the fragility of life.
Hamlet says this in a graveyard as he looks at the skull of Yorick, a court jester he had known as a child, and grieves for him. (edit)
This could be a reference to the board game Monopoly, when a player gets sent to jail, the rules are 'Go directly to jail, don't pass go, don't collect 200 dollars.' (edit) Doc Robbins: Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.
Quote is from Shakespeare's Hamlet, 1603.
Meaning--
A meditation on the fragility of life.
Hamlet says this in a graveyard as he looks at the skull of Yorick, a court jester he had known as a child, and grieves for him. (edit)
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