Wallace and Hildy investigate a shock jock by the name of Zak Mason, who, on his show The Zak Attack, mocks the demise of rape victims with the renewal of the Confucious phrase "just lie back." When the reporters discover that Mason was attacked by someone who shoved a baseball bat down his throat, the case gets more interesting. Mason insists that it was two men, but Wallace and Hildy wonder about Mason's female co-host.