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Big Haas and Little FalsieEpisode Number: 49 Season Num: 3 First Aired: Monday December 12, 1988 Prod Code: 164316 |
Mary-Jo contemplates breast enlargement after receiving an inheritance from her uncle Dude stipulating that she must spend it on something frivolous.
| Writer: | Linda Bloodworth-Thomason |
| Director: | Harry Thomason |
| Star: | Dixie Carter (Julia Sugarbaker), Delta Burke (Suzanne Sugarbaker (Seasons 1-5)), Meshach Taylor (Anthony Bouvier), Annie Potts (Mary Jo Shively), Jean Smart (Charlene Frazier (Seasons 1-3)) |
| Recurring Role: | Richard Gilliland (James Dean "J.D." Shackelford) |
| Guest Star: | Robert Donovan (Guy #1), Michael Francis Clarke (Guy #2), Steven Connor (Bartender) |
(They are discussing breast size)
Julia: Suzanne's had those as long as I can remember. She was born with them. Mother and Daddy and I used to sit around and just stare at them. It's just the spin of the ole' genetic wheel. I think I've been amply compensated.
Charlene: What's that mean?
Mary Jo: It means Suzanne got the boobs, and she (pointing to Julia) got the brains.
Suzanne: I don't think I like the turn this conversation has taken.
Mary Jo: Oh, c'mon big boobs/tiny brains, it's a story as old as the hills. I didn't write it.
Charlene: Mary Jo! I cannot believe you would even repeat that!
Mary Jo: Oh, I'm just kidding. It's just the Littlest Angel's way of kind of evening the score.
Suzanne: What's this Littlest Angel stuff anyway?
Mary Jo: It's the name of a training bra, Suzanne. I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that.
Suzanne: A training bra; you little people have to train yours, and you call us dumb. (edit) Julia: I hate to brag, but I've turned a few heads in my time.
Mary Jo: Well ya didn't do it with those(as she gestures toward Julia's chest) (edit) Mary Jo: (talking about her larger fake breasts) These things are power! (edit)
Julia: Suzanne's had those as long as I can remember. She was born with them. Mother and Daddy and I used to sit around and just stare at them. It's just the spin of the ole' genetic wheel. I think I've been amply compensated.
Charlene: What's that mean?
Mary Jo: It means Suzanne got the boobs, and she (pointing to Julia) got the brains.
Suzanne: I don't think I like the turn this conversation has taken.
Mary Jo: Oh, c'mon big boobs/tiny brains, it's a story as old as the hills. I didn't write it.
Charlene: Mary Jo! I cannot believe you would even repeat that!
Mary Jo: Oh, I'm just kidding. It's just the Littlest Angel's way of kind of evening the score.
Suzanne: What's this Littlest Angel stuff anyway?
Mary Jo: It's the name of a training bra, Suzanne. I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that.
Suzanne: A training bra; you little people have to train yours, and you call us dumb. (edit) Julia: I hate to brag, but I've turned a few heads in my time.
Mary Jo: Well ya didn't do it with those(as she gestures toward Julia's chest) (edit) Mary Jo: (talking about her larger fake breasts) These things are power! (edit)
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