Writer:	Linda Bloodworth-Thomason
Director:	David Trainer
Star:	Dixie Carter (Julia Sugarbaker),  Delta Burke (Suzanne Sugarbaker (Seasons 1-5)),  Meshach Taylor (Anthony Bouvier),  Annie Potts (Mary Jo Shively),  Jean Smart (Charlene Frazier (Seasons 1-3))
Recurring Role:	Douglas Barr (Colonel William "Bill" Stillfield),  Richard Gilliland (James Dean "J.D." Shackelford),  Priscilla Weems (Claudia Marie Shively),  Hal Holbrook (Reese Watson)
Guest Star:	Ann Nelson (Mrs. Wallace),  John Lecky (Bert Shackleford),  Robert Hy Gorman (Quinton "Quint" Shively),  Scotty Williams (Ben),  Kaitlyn Walker (Caroline),  Rika Hoffman (Ursula),  Jandi Swanson (Hannah Shackleford)

This is the only time where Quinton Shively is played by an actor other than Brian Lando. (edit)

Suzanne: I'm saying, I want you to take your big knockers and hit the road, if you wouldn't mind.
Ursula: Well, I guess there's only room for one queen bee around here.
Suzanne: That's right. And I'm afraid I'm it.
Ursula: Well, I'll just be getting my things.
Suzanne: I'll write you a check. And don't worry, I won't tell anyone about our little talk. I'll just say that you were called home to Denmark.
Ursula: Right. (As she leaves the room)
Suzanne (putting her tiara on her head and toasts toward the bedrooms.....) Well, girls . . . happy vacation!! (edit) (Suzanne is giving last minute instructions to Anthony on how to care for her pig.)
Anthony: I'll feed her, I'll bathe her, I'll even walk her -- but I'm not taking a pig to the Dairy Queen!! (edit) (The girls are discussing the au pair, Ursula)
Mary Jo: Well, I don't know if we could compete with her even if we wanted to.
Suzanne: Speak for yourself.
Mary Jo: Suzanne, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I saw her bra hanging on the towel rack in the bathroom.
Suzanne: So?
Mary Jo: So you are not top dog anymore.
Suzanne: How do you know?
Mary Jo: Because I can get my whole head in one side of hers.
Charlene: Mary Jo!! You put her bra on your head?
Mary Jo: I couldn't help it! You know how that fascinates me. Suzanne's cup fits me like a beanie, but Ursula's covered my whole face.
Suzanne: Well, Mary Jo. This just helps to point out the main problem that you people have that I've been talking about. You are not competitive! I mean, here you have this gorgeous girl who gets up at 5:30, cooks your boyfriend's breakfast, then goes jogging with him. And what do you do? You're in the bathroom trying her brassiere on your head! I mean, you're as impressed with her as he is! (edit) Mary Jo: (referring to Ursula's well-endowed chest) I guess we know where they get the name 'au pair'. (edit)

The condo where they are staying is said to be owned by Reese's daughter. (edit)

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