Writer:	Bill Prady, Regina Stewart
Director:	Ken Levine
Star:	Susan Sullivan (Kitty Montgomery),  Jenna Elfman (Dharma Freedom Finkelstein Montgomery),  Thomas Gibson (Gregory 'Greg' Clifford Montgomery),  Shae D'Lyn (Jane Cavanaugh (Seasons 1-4)),  Alan Rachins (Myron Lawrence Finkelstein),  Joel Murray (Peter 'Pete' Cavanaugh),  Mimi Kennedy (Abby Kathleen O'Neil),  Mitchell Ryan (Edward Montgomery)
Recurring Role:	Don Cummings (Waiter)
Guest Star:	Jane Seymour (Herself)

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #7
"I believe that the very act of believing in something causes us to distance ourselves from that thing, thus a duality is created: oneself and the thing in which one believes. Now since we all know that in order to fully understand a thing one must be that thing -- walk a mile in its shoes so to speak -- it seems obvious that the state of believing in something inevitably causes us to not truly understand that thing in which we believe. This noncomprehension leads to all sorts of difficulties. "I believe in love" has a better than even chance of leading to divorce, while "I believe in God" seems to end in variations on the Spanish Inquisition. But -- and it's a big but -- if one were love, one couldn't help but be affectionate and caring towards oneself and others. If one were God, one would act toward all beings and all things as if they were one's own creations. And that, my friends, is the secret of life in a two-second vanity card. Of course, the secret could also be "Sit, Ubu, sit." We have to keep an open mind." (edit)

Dharma: You're probably asking yourself, "Why are you doing this, Dharma"? That's the question I'd be asking myself..."Dharma, why are you doing this?" Thank you for asking. I'm doing this because my marriage is in trouble..with a capital "T" which rhymes with pool, and I don't know how that could be. (edit) Abby: Dharma, how much sugar have you had?
Dharma: Can't talk now. I gotta find Greg's secret.
Jane: She's been up all night doing Pixy Stix.
Larry: Did you find any Pez paraphernalia?
Abby: Larry, that's our daughter.
Larry: I have to ask. (edit) Dharma: It's okay with you for us to keep secrets from each other?
Greg: If there's a good reason.
Dharma: Well, what would a good reason be?
Greg: Well, that's usually part of the secret.
Dharma: Wait a minute. So you could be keeping a secret from me right now?
Greg: Well, If I was, I couldn't tell you, now could I? (Chuckling)
Dharma: You'll be lucky to get a little "o" tonight, buddy. (edit)

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