Writer:	Eric Zicklin, Chuck Lorre
Director:	Ken Levine
Star:	Susan Sullivan (Kitty Montgomery),  Jenna Elfman (Dharma Freedom Finkelstein Montgomery),  Thomas Gibson (Gregory 'Greg' Clifford Montgomery),  Shae D'Lyn (Jane Cavanaugh (Seasons 1-4)),  Alan Rachins (Myron Lawrence Finkelstein),  Joel Murray (Peter 'Pete' Cavanaugh),  Mimi Kennedy (Abby Kathleen O'Neil),  Mitchell Ryan (Edward Montgomery)
Guest Star:	Tim Hutchinson (Samuel),  Michael Kestroff (Lou),  Andy Umberger (Cop),  Robin Benaccorsi (Stunt Dharma),  Merritt Yohnka (Stunt Greg),  Dave Florek (Officer Mel)

Chuck Lorre Productions #10
"When I began writing these vanity cards the premise was simple - it's a vanity card - be vain. And what would be more vain and self-serving than to use my two seconds of ABC's broadcast day to share my personal beliefs with millions of viewers. But as time passed I realized I was missing a major opportunity. Rather than just tell a few jokes, I could use the two seconds to unravel the mysteries of life and death and share my discoveries with those of you who can operate a VCR or log onto the internet sites where my words are regularly posted (yes, I lurk). So, anyway, that's the new plan. The meaning of life, once a week, right here at the end of each Dharma & Greg show. HOW'S THAT FOR VAIN, BUCKO?! Okay, let's get started. The secret of this life is we're all writing a vanity card. I'm not kidding, follow me on this. If we're in agremeent with the concept 'I think, therefore I am', then what are we in those rare moments when we're not thinking? Do we cease to be? No, of course not...unless we never 'were' at all, unless our actual identity is a nothing that embraces everything, but an 'everything' can't look at itself so we create the illusion of separate selves, which leads to the illusion of survival, which of course leads to all of our pain and suffering. Pride, i.e. vanity, goeth before the fall. And you thoughteth I was joking." (edit) Dharma fell asleep because she was tuckered out from teaching three yoga classes, so at least we know her career is back on track. (edit)

Edward: That's not a duck, it's a goose.
Dharma: Yes but goose doesn't rhyme. (edit)

This episode aired 1 day before the finale of Seinfeld (edit)

The title of this episode is a play on words. "Much Ado About Nothing" is a play by William Shakespeare. (edit)