Writer:	Victor Fresco
Director:	Tom Trbovich
Star:	Sherman Hemsley (B.P. Richfield),  Leif Tilden (Robbie Sinclair),  Jason Willinger (Robbie Sinclair),  Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair),  Pons Maar (Roy Hess),  Jessica Walter (Fran Sinclair),  Gary Owens (Narrator),  Stuart Pankin (Earl Sinclair),  Florence Stanley (Grandma Ethel),  Sally Struthers (Charlene Sinclair),  Sam McMurray (Voice of Roy Hess)
Guest Star:	Steve Landesberg (Gary)

This episode teaches us another one of the rules of the Dinosaurs. The first episode establishes that having families is a rather new idea, and apparently you can take someones family legally by a duel to the death. (edit)

Ethel: (reading to Baby) 'And so the little train learned that if you try and try and try and try, you can do anything'. Not true, without proper fiber in your diet, you can try until you're blue in the face. (edit) Gary: I'm looking for Earl Sinclair.
Earl: Well that used to be me...let me introduce you to your new family, this is your new son, Robbie.
Robbie: How's it going?
Earl: Your daughter Charlene.
Charlene: Hellooo.
Earl: Your new baby.
Baby: Where's the rest of him?
Earl: And I believe you know Fran. (edit) Ethyl: Here comes the Grandma train, open the tunnel, choo choo. (Baby refuses) It's delicious, num-num.
Baby: You eat it.
Ethyl: You wanna open your mouth or do you want me to feed you to a pterodactyl? (edit) Roy: You got a plan?
Earl: Yeah, it's quite simple really. Gary shows up at 6 and I'm dead by 6:03, maybe 6:05 if I can keep the bathroom door closed. (edit) Robbie: Mom, there's this big kid at school who's been bothering me. Maybe you could just come down and teach him a lesson.
Earl: Hey, Hey! Hold on there. I'm the father and if anybody's gonna go down to your school and beat up a kid it's gonna be me. (edit)

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Hair Club For Men: While Robbie and Baby are watching TV, a commercial comes on for the "Horn Club for Males" which follows the same dialog and format as the Hair Club for Men commercials. (edit)