Star:	Tim Chapman (Himself),  Leland Chapman (Himself),  Duane Lee Chapman (Himself (Season 2- )),  Duane "Dog" Chapman (Himself),  Beth Smith (Herself)

This episode does not have any notes. Add some now!

Beth: What are you doing to my car?
Dog: Beth, hush up, damn it.
Beth: You're tailgating.
Dog: Ok, stop it, Beth, or you're gonna drive, I'm riding with them. I can't take this shit on a bounty.
Beth: Whatever! You're not gonna wreck my car cause of all your testosterone-driven bull shit.
Dog: Listen, it ain't got no heart and we got it insured. You wreck it and the little gecko guy comes and fixes it before you get out of the house. (edit) Beth: See, now, that's love, when he gives me the really good car. (edit) Dog: Now seriously, this is not clothes, Christmas...We pick a colour, I'll pick mine, you pick yours and let's boogie. Let's lease them and get out of there.
Beth: Yay! I get to buy a new car! (edit) (Dog has just told Beth they need new cars)
Beth: Oh, what? Shopping?
Dog: Not shopping.
Beth: Do you know what kind of car you want?
Dog: The bigger car.
Beth: That's shopping.
Dog: Yeah, whatever! (edit) Jasmine: You suck!
Beth: No, you suck - on your ice pipe every day. (edit)

This episode does not have any trivia. Add some now!

This episode does not have any allusions. Add some now!