Sarah's Plot To Kill The Cul-De-Sac [Alternate Version, very different!]
Pre-Word:One day, Sarah, in her twisted mind, decided to kill the whole Cul-De-Sac. Especially the Eds. She made a list: Ed, Double D, Eddy, Plank, Kevin, Johnny, Rolf, Nazz, and the Kankers. She would use Jimmy as her slave to help her also. She wasn't demented, she was just naturally insane..................
Chapter 1: Sarah's Plan [Dun Dun Dun]
*Starts at Sarah's Room* Sarah: I'll get my revenge on the cul-de-sac! They all will pay! I will see to it they all pay with their lives! *Insane Laugh* I will kill them all! Nazz, Rolf, Kevin, Johhny, Double-D, Eddy, and Ed. Especially Ed! Heheheeheee! Hahhahahaaa! Hehaheehaaahee! I'll get Jimmy to be my slave! [Sarah builds mind-controlling gloves that will control Jimmy especially] *Phone rings* Jimmy: Hey, Sarah! Can you come over to play? Sarah: Yeah, sure Jimmy! I've got a present for you! *Sarah walks over to Jimmy's house* Sarah: Hey, Jimmy! Can you try on these gloves I got you? Jimmy: Sure! [The gloves take effect........] Sarah: Slave, I command you to shine my shoes! Slave Jimmy: Yes, Master Sarah. Sarah: Good, my slave.....................
Chapter 2: A Dark Discovery [Dun Dun Dun]
*Starts in Double D's Room* Eddy: What a scam Double-D! Hilarious! Hahahahaha! We be rollin' in dough by the end of the month! Ed: Yay! Lots of bread dough! Lots of bread dough! Double-D: Money, Ed. Eddy: Quit mumblin' sockhead! You too, monobrow! We got a scam to pull! *The Eds set up their super-scam at the playground* Eddy: Quick! Hide! A sucker! Nazz: I thought this was the playground? Eddy: Welcome, Ms., to Super-Fun Land! Only 1.00! Nazz: O.K.! I guess it couldn't hurt! Eddy: Right this way! Huh? *Eddy sees Jimmy and Sarah* Uh.... here's your ticket and have a wonderful time at Super Fun Land! [The Eds sneak away from the scan and spy on Jimmy and Sarah] Ed: Oink! Eddy: Shut up monobrow! Ed: Quack Quack! Woot Woot! Eddy: Shut UP! *Sarah turns around but doesn't see anyone* Sarah: Lets go to my room, Jimmy. [Sarah walks back to her room and locks the door, and the Eds follow her, and are now peering through her doorknob keyhole] Sarah: Now, Jimmy, I want you to help me with something. I want you to help me kill the cul-de-sac! Slave Jimmy: Yes, Master Sarah. Eddy: She wants to kill the cul-de-sac! Oh, man I wish we had proof that she said it so we can warn the others! Ed: I have a toy parrot that repeats everything! Double-D: Ed, that's brilliant! Eddy: What? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! Double-D: If we take out the voice recorder, run a magnet over it a few times, hook it up to a television antanna, and turn it on the frequincy that everybody's radio is on, we can playback Sarah saying she will kill the cul-de-sac! Eddy: 2 flaws there, sockhead. 1, nobody except Nazz has a radio in the cul-de-sac, and 2, we don't have Sarah saying she will kill the cul-de-sac! Double-D: I'll figure something out. In the mean time, we need to gather those supplies.
Chapter 3: A Way To Beat Sarah [Dun Dun Dun]
*Starts in Ed's room* Double-D: O.K.. We need a magnet, a hammer, 4 radios, a TV antanna, a voice recorder, a screwdriver, and a walkman. Ed: I got my parrot, guys! Double-D: I brought a screwdriver and a powerful magnet, it just so happens. Eddy: Well we still need more! Double-D: I'm aware of that, Eddy. I've developed a plan to get the remaining supplies. There is a hammer in Rolf's garage, a walkman in Nazz's room, and 4 radios in the school. Eddy: Alright, sockhead. Me and Ed will be back in a couple of hours. [Ed and Eddy go and get all the supplies and come back] Eddy: Alright, sockhead, we got your supplies. Now, let's get to work! [Double-D puts the voice recorder into the walkman] Double-D: It's ready, Eddy! Now, Ed, go get Sarah saying she will kill the whole cul-de-sac. Ed: I'm on it! [Ed records Sarah saying it] Ed: I got it! Double-D: We will carry out Phase 2 in an hour. I need some time to put together our plan. Eddy: O.K. sockhead, this had better work, or we're dead!
Chapter 4: Beating Sarah [Dun Dun Dun]
*Still in Ed's Room* Double-D: It's functional! Now Eddy, go with Ed and give a radio to Kevin, Johnny, Rolf, and the Kankers. Eddy: The Kankers! But why? Can't we just let them get slaughtered?! Double-D: No, Eddy! Now hurry and give everyone a radio! Eddy: Alright, alright! I'm goin', sheesh. Ok big guy, give these 2 to Rolf and Johnny, and I'll give one to Kevin. We'll take the Kankers one together. O.k., now get movin' monobrow! *Ed walks up to Johhny and Plank* Ed: Hey, Johnny? Johhny: Yeah? Ed: Would you like this free radio? Johhny: Yeah, thanks, Ed! *Ed walks up to Rolf* Ed: Hey, Rolf! Would you like this free radio? Rolf: A free noise box! You must be pulling Rolf's leg, yes! I do not need such an infernal cracker-box! Ed: But you can hear your Nana sing on it! Rolf: You have changed Rolf's mind! *Ed walks to the middle of the cul-de-sac, waiting for Eddy* *Eddy walks over to Kevin's house* Eddy: Hey, Kev, old buddy, old pal! Here's a free radio! Kevin: I'm onto ya' dork. What are ya' up to? Eddy: Nothing! Just a free radio for my best pal, Kev! Kevin: Whatever, dork. I'll take it. *Eddy meets Ed and they walk to the trailor park* Eddy: Ok, Lumpy. Knock on their door, and lay the radio with the note on it. Ed: But I am scared Eddy! Eddy: Just do it! *Ed leaves the radio, and the Kankers take it, and read the note saying "FREE RADIO!"* * Ed and Eddy go back to Ed's room* Double-D: Ok, now we hook them up. Ok, now we turn the switch ON and after that, we need to RUN! * Double-D turns on everyone's radio* *The radios turn on with the recording and everyone locks their front doors* * The Eds run to Double-D's Room and lock all the doors and the house and close all the windows* Ed: I'm scared, guys! Double-D: I hope everyone's alright.....
Chapter 5: Cul-De-Sac Chainsaw Massacre [Dun Dun Dun]
*Now we join Nazz* Nazz: Oh, man! Not cool! Sarah: I'm going to kill you for not obeying me......JIMMY, ATTACK! Now Jimmy, let me finish her....... Nazz: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Sarah: Relax, this'll be quick and painless..... HAHAHA! *Sarah kills Nazz* *Now we join Rolf, hiding with his animals* Rolf: Yes, I am scared too, Wilfred. Sarah: Relax Rolf, it'll be as quick and painless for you as it is for your animals! HAHAHA! Now, Jimmy, ATTACK! Rolf: Why? Sarah: Because you wouldn't obey me Rolf...... Now, this'll be quick and painless, relax.... Rolf: NOOOOOO! *Sarah kills Rolf and all his animals* * Now we join the Kankers* Lee Kanker: We will never get out! We will be slaughtered! Marie Kanker: Noooo! And I didn't get to paint my toenails! *Sarah busts in the door* Sarah: JIMMY, ATTACK! Slave Jimmy: What should I do with them now, since they are not dead, Master Sarah? Sarah: I'll finish them........ *Sarah kills the Kankers* *Now we join Johnny and Plank* Johnny: Boy, Plank. I hope we don't get murdered. *Sarah busts in* Sarah: ATTACK, JIMMY!!!! Johnny: What do you want from us? Sarah: I want you to obey me! Johnny: O.K. . I surrender. Just let Plank go! Sarah: It's a deal. Now put these gloves on......... Johnny: NO! HI-YA! Sarah: KILL JOHNNY AND PLANK JIMMY! Sarah: Now, Johnny.... Don't ever lie to me again.... Now I will finish you...... *Sarah kills Johnny and Plank* * Now we join Kevin* Kevin: Whoa! Don't you get near me Fluffy! O.K.! You asked for it! *Kevin pulls out a Shotgun* *Kevin shoots Jimmy in the head* Kevin: Ha, Fluffy! You're dead now! Sarah: But I'm not! *Sarah chokes Kevin, kills him, and takes his Shotgun* * Sarah goes back to her room, where she's holding all the bodies* Sarah: Now I'll make them come back as my slaves! *Srah brings them all back to life as her servants* Sarah: Now, go my servants and kill the Eds! All Slaves: Yes, Master Sarah........... *Back to the Eds* Eddy: Oh, man! We're still alive! Thank you! Ed: I am still scared though Eddy! Double-D: It's a good thing I installed enough rations to last a year, a TV, and a super-barrier metal covering for my room. Eddy: What are ya' watin' for then sockhead! Turn on the barrier! Ed: Don't worry guys! I'm sure we will defeat my evil baby sister! ............................
Chapter 6: The Final Frontier [Dun Dun Dun]
*Starts in Double-D's Room* Ed: We must make a stand against my EVIL baby sister like in the movie Space Outlaws 3! Double-D: G...g..gggg....GUYS! The barrier door won't close! My heat sensors show multiple targets for potential to stop my barrier. And they are B-I-G, BIG! Ed: They are evil slave zombies of my sister! We must destroy them! Double-D: Ok, Ed. I've got some poltergeist equipment in the attic. It can work just the same on the undead. Eddy: Are you NUTS! We won't last a second! Ed: Then let me hold them off! Double-D: Ok, Ed. But do you know what kind of sacrafice you're making? Ed: Yes. Double-D: Ok, we'll go up to the attic and Ed, here's a special sword I crafted in my spare time. *Hands sword* Double-D: Now, Ed! *Double-D and Eddy go up to the attic and start turning the equipment on, while Ed fights off the slave zombie cul-de-sac kids* Ed: Ok, zombies! All I gotta' do is slice your heads off with this sword like in Zombie Uprising 5: Final Doom! *Ed kills all the zombie slaves except Jimmy* *Eddy and Double-D go down and throw Ed some equipment and back him up* *The zombies get back up* Double-D: Now, use your pulse cannons to kill the zombies! All Eds: HA!!!!!! *They kill all zombies permantly except Jimmy* Jimmy: You will die! GRRRRRRRR!!!! Double-D: Combine the pulse cannon rays and we might have a chance to beat him! Eddy: Ok, here goes! All Eds: HIYA!!!!!!!! Jimmy: HAHAHA! Your futile attacks do nothing! *Jimmy breaks all their equipment and knocks out Double-D and Eddy* Ed: NO! *Ed headbutt-rams Jimmy as hard as he can, ultimately killing Jimmy, but Eddy and Double-D are gone.......*
Chapter 7: A Meet To Ends: The Ultimate Confrontation: Final Doom[Dun Dun Dun!]
*Now we Join Sarah in her room....* Sarah: Now You are my slave minions, Double-D and Eddy. HAHAHA! Now serve me! And as for Ed, one final confrontation should end him and begin my conquest of the world and eventually my rule over the world! *Now back to Ed......* Ed: The only thing I've got left to use to fight is this sword..... HUH? *Sun rays blast through ceiling, enchanting the sword and changing Ed's appearance into my avatar* Mysterious Voice: You now have the SolarZaber, or SolZaber, for short. You can also call it the Z-Saber. Ed: Thank you, mysterious stranger. Mysterious Voice: Now go save the world, Ed. Ed: Ok! *Now Ed goes into Sarah's lair[or room, if you will], for the final confrontation* Ed: I'm here to stop you! Sarah: Well you will have to go through my zombie minions first! *Sarah brings out zombie servant Double-D and Eddy* Sarah: Now kill him, my slaves! *Laughs insanely, I mean really friggin CRAZY, man!* Zombie Eds: You will die now for your sins against Master Head Overlord Of The Universe Sarah! Sarah: Now let's see if you're any match against your old friends! HAHAHA! Ed: I'll beat you one way or another! *Ed kills his old friends with one slash, or so he thought....* Ed: Ha! Just practice! Sarah: Look again...... *The zombie Eds grow 17 Ft. tall and 8 Ft. wide* *The zombie Eds beat Ed up really bad, and are now holding him* Sarah: You have 1 of 2 options: 1: You can serve me for all eternity, OR: 2: You can suffer the most slow, painful, agonizing death anyone has ever expiereneced. So what's it gonna' be? Huh? Ed: Ok, I choose...... TO KILL YOU!!!!! *Ed summons the pure force of oblivion, unleashing his light and dark forms into one celestial being, with sides fighting for control of Ed* *Dark Ed kills his old friends without having regrets about it* Dark Ed: Now, you will suffer, mere mortal! HAAAAAAA!!!!!! Dark-Zaber power! Oblivion! Sarah: It will take more than that....ha...ha... *a giant parasite emerges from her body* Light Ed: Oh, no! *The light and dark sides of Eds fuse, becoming even more powerful....* Super Ed: Now I am neither good or evil. I am simply the tool of your destruction! Parasite: We shall see who wins in the end....... Ed: HIYA! Ultimate Power-Oblivion! Parasite: You still haven't won! HAHAHA! *Parasite re-fuses with Sarah, now forming Super Sarah, with the parasite in control....* Super Sarah: You can't win, fool!! Super Ed: I can and will! *Ed unleashes various light-dark fusion attacks, and Sarah just counters them with dark-light attacks* Super Ed: I will win! Uhhhh......!!!! *Super Ed now becomes regular Ed again except for his new appearance...* Ed: No! Super Sarah: Now to finish you! Unnuhh...!!!!!!!! * Super Sarah defuses and regular Sarah drops and is fainted* *Then a dark clone of Ed appears* Ed: You won't win! *Ed destroys the dark clone that Sarah created, but now Sarah has recovered and the final battle begins........* Sarah: Now this it, Ed. I'm going to destroy you permantly! Ed: No you won't! HAAAAAA! Power- Sealing Light! Sarah: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *It destroys Sarah for good...*
Final Chapter
Ed: Well, I guess I did it. I killed Sarah! *Ed wakes up* Huh? *Everything that happened in littlekid172's story now takes place................................
The End...........Or is it????? *Twilight zone music starts playing.......*
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