Featured Music:
"Everybody is a Star" by Sly and the Family Stone
"Lucky Strike" by Capitol Years (edit)

Mark: Just because I lost 96 pounds doesn't exactly make me Spiderman. (edit) Shirley: Eggs don't come from the ass, per se. (edit) Warren (to Peter): Just out of curiosity, is it that you can't paint a painting that looks like anything or is it that you just don't want to? (edit) Carol (to Frankie): Once you do one of Ed's stupid things, you're officially one of the gang. (edit) Frankie: A tear is welling up in my left eye, Leon. In about 3 seconds, it's gonna blow. (edit) Mike (about outliving Ed): I don't know what I'm going to do those last 2 years without you. (edit) Ed: I've only got 50 years left to live. (edit) Molly: Like a guy named Leon could possibly hold onto a woman. (edit) Nancy (after seeing Mike's art): What'd it take you, like 6 minutes? (edit) Ed: Me, I'm a blip. I'm a blip, say hello, blip. (edit) Phil: I'm not smoking, this is just for effect. (edit) Warren: God I wish I was a wunderkind! If I could get the arts and leisure section of the New York Times to label me a wunderkind. (edit) Warren (to Stella): Why don't you just go out with a paint brush, or sleep with an easel maybe? (edit) Warren (to Stella): Warren... Cheswick... we almost did it that time... You offered to shine your love upon me... (edit) Warren: I'm a red blooded 18 year old American male. You can't just offer an American male a chance to fornicate and then just turn him down. (edit)

Phil's Scheme: Mike hires Phil to loudly berate Dr. Jerome in front of his patients. (edit)

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