Writer:	Kevin Murphy (VI)
Director:	Adam Bernstein
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Mike Starr (Kenny Sandusky (Episodes 1-45)),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick)
Recurring Role:	John Slattery (Dennis Martino),  Teresa Yenque (Carmela),  Lauren Thomas (Sarah Burton),  Morgan Thomas (Sarah Burton),  Munson Hicks (Judge Henderson)
Guest Star:	Barrie Ingham (Leonard Prescott),  Adam LeFevre (Tom LaMere),  Chris Hutchison (Bruce Kapler),  Kevin Chamberlin (Mr. Bronkowski),  Bostin Christopher (Frank Butts),  John Sloman (Mr. Barber),  Adrian Martinez (Guy #1),  Tara Westwood (Dennis's Date),  Isiah Whitlock Jr (Tim Unger),  Mary Catherine Wright (Customer #2),  Blake Hammond (Customer #1)

Featured Music:
"Ride, Captain, Ride" by Blues Image
"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" by Darlene Love
"Happy Days" (TV Theme Song) (edit)

Molly: I think I like it better when some jerk does something to me and I get to pretend I'm fine. (edit) Ed: Giving should never hurt. You should just give until it feels good. (edit) Kenny: I can use a hail mary to get me off the naughty list. (edit) Kenny (when Phil switches holiday party themes): How is Saturn any different from Jupiter, you moron? (edit) Nancy: Dahling, do say hello to Papaaaaaaaaah. (edit)

Phil's Scheme: Phil wants to have "Christmas on Jupiter" at Stuckeybowl. He plans to have mutant reindeer and a laser-emitting Santa Claus. This idea is show down by Ed.

Phil, instead, opens a "Do it with Phil" booth to go against the "Kiss Shirley" booth. He doesn't get a single customer. (edit)

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