Featured Music:
"Rain on a Tin Roof" by Karen Savoca
"Only In The Movies" by David Mead
"Packing Blankets" by Eels
"Heaven Knows" by Donna Summer (edit)

Ed (as the opposing attorney hits on him in court): Relevance and maybe a restraining order? (edit) Kenny (to Ed's ex-wife): By the way, I would have cheated on him too. (edit) Dr. Jerome (to Mike): You aren't prepared to sell fish from the back of a truck, you slobbering moose! (edit) Shirley: The world is full of bizarre coincidences. (edit) Jim Frost: This is where fun comes to die. (edit) Dr. Jerome (to Mike): Do you want this practice or do you want to work at a car wash!? (edit) Carol (responding to Ed's proposal): Would you settle for a Velamint? (edit) Ed (to Carol): Bear my children. (edit)

Phil's Scheme: Phil searches for the snitch as Stuckeybowl's "Guess how many gumballs are in the bowl?" contest has 22 correct entries. Despite putting pressure on Kenny and Shirley, neither will confess. In the end, it turns out the answer is clearly visible when the lights are dimmed for disco-bowling. (edit) $10 Bet: Mike bets Ed $6 to go hug a chicken who is advertising for a restaurant. Ed wont do it for $6 so he bets Mike to do it for $10. (edit)

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