Featured Music:
"Everybody Eats" by Cab Calloway (edit)

Shirley (about Ed's skill in drilling holes into bowling balls): Two are serviceable. One is an insult to the artform. (edit) Mark: The hungrier I am, the more I need to make up for it with bitter sarcasm. (edit) Mark: My grandparents were Russian. We're world weary people. (edit) Molly (trying to bond with the students): Hack on, you wacky hackey sackers. (edit) Ed (about his dominance in basketball): I own you, I rule you, you are a mere Stevens fiefdom. (edit) Mark: You've got the pallette of a Little Rascal, Cheswick. (edit) Molly: Dennis had the interior decorating sense of a moose. (edit) Mike: It's a mysterious universe, Ed, and I am a curious man. (edit) Ed (to Frankie): If I were really famous, you wouldn't have to say my name. (edit)

Lloyd calls Ed "Movie Star". Don Stickle, the town Santa Claus, goes by the stage name "Mr. Nicholas". (edit) $10 Bet: Ed bets Mike to stand on a chair and bark the song "Jingle Bells". (edit)

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