Writer:	Rob Burnett, Jon Beckerman
Director:	Mel Damski
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Mike Starr (Kenny Sandusky (Episodes 1-45)),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick)
Recurring Role:	Charles Dumas (Judge LaRue),  Robin Paul (Jessica Martell),  Pat Finn (Jim Frost),  Ginnifer Goodwin (Diane Snyder)
Guest Star:	Mark Matkevich (Fozcat),  Adam Rose (Wally),  Diane Cossa (Forewoman),  Nate Mooney (Russell),  Scott Butler (Jakey Folger),  Mitchell Greenberg (Victor Sedaka),  Richard Council (Matthew Crain),  Kevyn Morrow (Mr. Gordon),  Amy Hohn (Allison Goldstein),  Ben Shenkman (Frank Carr),  Mark Blum (Arnold Bancroft),  Forrest Compton (Mr. Stackhouse),  Bernie Sheredy (Secretary Bob)

Featured Music:
The Band did Robbie Robertson's "The Weight" (edit)

Warren (seeing Shirley dressed as a lingerie model): Shirley is hot! (edit) Jim (to Molly): Maybe you just need to make some new memories. (edit) Molly (after she and Jim finishing pushing Sadie home): Welcome home, Trusty Steed. (edit) Ed (to Carol): You and I are just left with night after night of empty, physical pleasure. (edit) Carol: Ed eats dogs. (edit)

$10 Bet: Mike bets Ed $10 to eat a potato chip, despites Ed's 20 year quest to "eat just one". Ed initially refuses, but backs off when Mike calls an end to the ten dollar bets, declaring Ed the loser. (edit)

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