Writer:	Jon Beckerman
Director:	Bethany Rooney
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Mike Starr (Kenny Sandusky (Episodes 1-45)),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick)
Guest Star:	M. Emmet Walsh (Mayor Kendricks),  Samm Levine (Kevin Schwartz),  Callie Thorne (Judy Kellman),  Suzanne Shepard (Edna),  Richard Poe (Jim Ludwig),  Jack Davidson (Duckman),  Bob Dorian (Mr. Hollenback),  Bill Raymond (George Wilkes),  Keith Reddin (Moderator),  Patrick Carner (Joel),  Bill Hoag (Suzeechio Salesman),  Harvey Atkin (Customer)

Featured Music:
"Mississippi Queen" by Mountain
"I'm Always in Love" by Wilco
"Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band (edit)

Ed: Jaspertown can kiss my Stuckeyvillian ass! (edit) Ed (introducing the Festival of Ducks): Quack, quack. That's all I got... beer's over there! (edit) Phil (passing out flyers in the park): Hey, you like sex? Come to the Festival of Ducks! (edit) Phil (to Kevin, about his score of 6 when challenged to show his bowling prowess): I got 60% - if a presidential candidate got 60%, it would be a landslide. I got a mandate, Shazzam! (edit) Mayor Kendricks (to Ed, about his hobby of painting nudes in his office): Being the mayor of Stuckeyville isn't exactly a pressure gig. (edit)

Godfrey Watch: Godfrey is the name of the Mayor's nude male model. (edit) Phil becomes a "bowling sensei" to Kevin Schwarz. He renames him "Shazzam Jacobsen". Phil makes him come to the alley at 5am, amongst other things. The only problem is Phil can't bowl. (edit) Alan Kalter, the Late Show announcer, is the voice that announces the history of Stuckeyville at the Festival of Ducks. (edit) $10 Bet: Ed bets Mike to go up to a man and call him "Mommy". (edit)

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