Featured Music:
"Mississippi Queen" by Mountain
"I'm Always in Love" by Wilco
"Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band (edit)

Ed: Jaspertown can kiss my Stuckeyvillian ass! (edit) Ed (introducing the Festival of Ducks): Quack, quack. That's all I got... beer's over there! (edit) Phil (passing out flyers in the park): Hey, you like sex? Come to the Festival of Ducks! (edit) Phil (to Kevin, about his score of 6 when challenged to show his bowling prowess): I got 60% - if a presidential candidate got 60%, it would be a landslide. I got a mandate, Shazzam! (edit) Mayor Kendricks (to Ed, about his hobby of painting nudes in his office): Being the mayor of Stuckeyville isn't exactly a pressure gig. (edit) Ed: With all due respect, sir, this is a full-assed bowlathon. (edit)

Godfrey Watch: Godfrey is the name of the Mayor's nude male model. (edit) Phil becomes a "bowling sensei" to Kevin Schwarz. He renames him "Shazzam Jacobsen". Phil makes him come to the alley at 5am, amongst other things. The only problem is Phil can't bowl. (edit) Alan Kalter, the Late Show announcer, is the voice that announces the history of Stuckeyville at the Festival of Ducks. (edit) $10 Bet: Ed bets Mike to go up to a man and call him "Mommy". (edit)

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