Featured Music:
"The Tide Is High" by Blondie (edit)

Molly: Mr. Nowell, your son is a geek. He's smart and he's witty and he's sensitive. All rare and wonderful qualities to have, but when you're 15 they get you duct taped to a locker. (edit) Carol: Molly likes the fireman! (edit) Frankie: Sometimes you ride the slides, sometimes the slide rides you. (edit) Carol: If you spend a lot of time in the same place with the same people, you can't really escape the past. It's just all around you. (edit) Shirley (to Phil): Thirteen. Thirteen young people. That's the most young people I can find. (edit) Eli (reacting to the extreme bowling scheme): I got 3 things to say: insurance, insurance, insurance. (edit) Molly: We can either be the person that everyone wants us to be or we can be the person we want to be. (edit) Phil: Are we done oohing and ahhing over the new baby? (edit) Nancy: Sarah learned a new word today: subpoena. (edit) Eli (to Ed when he hears about the extreme bowling scheme): You kill me with that surprised look on your face after you leave Phil here all day by himself. (edit) Molly: There's not a moment goes by that I don't think, "I, Molly Hudson, could have been the queen of the Red Coach Restaurant." (edit) Phil: This ain't your daddy's Stuckeybowl, you dig? (edit)

Since Mark is going to have a surgery to make him thinner, Warren says he will then be called "Mini Mark". (edit) Molly hangs a poster of the Foo Fighters in her office. The Foo Fighters sing the show's theme song. (edit) $10 Bet: Mike bets Ed to go up to someone at the snack bar of StuckeyBowl and do a commentary of their behavior just like a sports commentator. (edit)

This episode does not have any allusions. Add some now!