Writer:	Kevin Etten
Director:	Sarah Pia Anderson
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Daryl "Chill" Mitchell (Eli Cartwright Goggins III (Episodes 45-83)),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick),  Michael R. Genadry (Mark Vanacore (Episodes 45-83, recurring previously))
Recurring Role:	Charles Dumas (Judge LaRue)
Guest Star:	Dan Lauria (Richard Vessey),  Wallace J. Little (Jimmy Ressler),  David Lenthall (Joe Vanacore),  Marceline Hugot (Mrs. Vanacore),  Johnny Pruitt (Ben Epstein),  Daniel Zaitchik (Hank Gorham),  Susan Knight (Ms. Clark),  Alexandra Lydon (Riley)

Featured Music:
"Lapdance" by N.E.R.D. (edit)

Ed: If you're gonna ask a man for his daughter's hand in marriage, the least you can do is put on a suit and tie and buy him a steak. (edit) Eli: Stubbs, take that damn tape off your face, and let's play some cards! (edit)

Carol and Ed go into the Hello Deli. They meet Rupert, a popular, regular guest on the Late Show. (edit) While Mike is taking Sarah trick-or-treating at Ed's, Ed bets Mike to wear Sarah's pirate hat and hook and go to the neighbor's to trick-or-treat. (edit) When Richard Vessey is cutting the pizza in the end, the slices are already separated before he begins to cut. (edit)

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