Featured Music:
"Lapdance" by N.E.R.D. (edit)

Ed: If you're gonna ask a man for his daughter's hand in marriage, the least you can do is put on a suit and tie and buy him a steak. (edit) Eli: Stubbs, take that damn tape off your face, and let's play some cards! (edit)

Carol and Ed go into the Hello Deli. They meet Rupert, a popular, regular guest on the Late Show. (edit) While Mike is taking Sarah trick-or-treating at Ed's, Ed bets Mike to wear Sarah's pirate hat and hook and go to the neighbor's to trick-or-treat. (edit) When Richard Vessey is cutting the pizza in the end, the slices are already separated before he begins to cut. (edit)

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