Featured Music:
"Lonely Day" by Phantom Planet
"Yellow" by Cold Play
"Don't Pull Your Love" by Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds
"Love Will Find A Way" by Pablo Cruise
"Backwater" by Meatpuppets (edit)

Ed (after Dennis discovers that Ed is at Carol's): I came to give her a little going away gift. (edit) Warren: You, sir, are the most closed-minded ferris wheel operator I've ever run into. (edit) Carol (when Mike and Nancy want to get Ed and Carol on the ferris wheel): Who can say no to a large, mechanical wheel? (edit) Molly (when Ed asks for advice): Four words: Get off your ass. (edit) Molly (to Mike and Nancy): When I listen to the two of you sing that song, I feel like I'm--what's the best way to put this?--wanting to kill myself. (edit) Dennis (to Ed): You decided to go the safe route, just friends. Now you want to complain? You got just what you wanted. (edit) Dennis (on Ed and Carol): Not only is it over, it never really was. (edit) Warren (to Ed): We gotta get sloppy drunk and commiserate about the women that done us wrong. (edit) Phil: If you don't mind, I like my tailors to be called 'Antonio'. (edit) Warren (to Mark): If you go out with Diane Snyder, it means the terrorists win. (edit) Mike (about Dennis): He's an attractive man..he's got nice eyes. I think they might be hazel. (edit) Carol (to Dennis): I think there will always be something between me and Ed. (edit) Ed: I don't want her, ok? I just don't want to lose her. (edit) Warren: I'm very fond of enormous pants, music that combines elements of heavy metal and rap, and most of all, skateboarding. (edit) Molly: See you all tomorrow for our last class of the year, or as I like to call it, 'a complete and utter waste of time'. (edit) Dennis (to Ed): You're going to buy a cake because I'm taking Carol out to dinner? (edit) Warren (to Mark and Diane): The minute your lips came in contact, you vanished from Warren Cheswick's universe. (edit) Ed (after Dennis and Carol say nothing is up): It's not nothing. It's definitely not nothing. (edit)

Warren calls himself and Diane "Little D and Ches-cat". Diane calls Mark "Tubby". Phil insisted on calling his tailor Gus "Antonio". (edit) Phil's Scheme: Phil tries to win the talent contest by being a juggling unicycler. He hires a stunt double, who looks nothing like him, to perform because he thinks no one will notice its not him. Phil loses the contest to his own stunt double. (edit) $10 Bet: Mike bets Ed to whistle like a wolf at a man. Ed doesn't want to at first but does it after seeing Dennis and Carol. (edit)

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