Featured Music:
"Long May You Run" by Neil Young
"Hot Hot Hot" by Buster Poindexter
"Bang the Drum All Day" by Todd Rundgren
"We`re At The Top Of The World(To The Simple,Two)" by The Juliana Theory (edit)

Molly (to Carol after Willie asks her out): I just thought I'd spice it up a bit. I mean, why say "Hello" when you can say "Hellooooooooooooooo"? (edit) Phil (to Ed when he offers him 5% of the shoe rental profits): You're tickling my chain! (edit) Mike (watching Willie dance with Carol, Nancy, and Molly): And he's ruining the illusion I've created for Nancy, that I'm the most exciting human being on the planet. (edit) Warren (upon seeing that Jessica might think he`s a little weird for loving "Walden"): This is just a big wakeup call! I mean, whatever, I only read the first three chapters, so the rest might suck. (edit) Warren: Time is but the stream I go a-fishin' in. (edit) Mike (to Ed): Medically speaking, you have a brain the size of a marble. (edit) Mike: Ed, Lewis and Clark had a journal. You, my friend, have a diary. (edit) Ed: This is a whole new brand of weirdness. (edit) Warren (on finding he is in a reading group with Jessica): What god have I pleased to deserve such a favor? (edit)

Phil goes by the name "Stanley Glick" when he does mail orders. (edit) Phil wants Ed to cut him in on the Stuckeybowl profits. Ed refuses to do this. Phil listens to self-improvement tapes and even dresses up like Ed. In the end, Ed gives in and cuts Phil in on the profits... the shoe rental profits. (edit) On the "Two Pie Club" wall, the photo to the right of Ed's is none other than Rob Burnett. Jon Beckerman is in the photo to the left. They are the writers of the show. (edit) $10 Bet: Mike bets Ed he won't give him 10 bucks to give him 10 bucks. Ed turns it around and bets Mike he can't give Ed twenty bucks for ten bucks. (edit)

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