Writer:	Rob Burnett, Jon Beckerman
Director:	Timothy Busfield
Star:	Josh Randall (Mike Burton),  Thomas Cavanagh (Ed Stevens),  Julie Bowen (Carol Vessey),  Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy Burton),  Lesley Boone (Molly Hudson),  Mike Starr (Kenny Sandusky (Episodes 1-45)),  Michael Ian Black (Phil Stubbs),  Rachel Cronin (Shirley Pifko),  Justin Long (Warren P. Cheswick)
Recurring Role:	Michael R. Genadry (Mark Vanacore),  Ginnifer Goodwin (Diane Snyder),  Morgan Thomas (Sarah Burton),  Lauren Thomas (Sarah Burton)
Guest Star:	Timothy Busfield (Lloyd Stevens),  Elizabeth Hobgood (Carrie),  Aaron Hamill (Stevie Walters),  Robert Ari (Jack),  Ellen Lancaster (Sherry Walters),  Denise Lute (Judge),  Charlie Schroeder (Frat Guy),  Ed Wheeler (Mr. Martin),  Tammy Jacobs (Woman),  Alberto Vazquez (Jorge),  Dana Brooke (Shelly)

Featured Music:
"Tell Her About It" by Billy Joel
"Ain't Too Proud" by The Temptations
"They All Laughed" by Bing Crosby
"Dope Nose" by Weezer
"Will You Please Be There For Me" by Reindeer Section (edit)

Mark: You don't solve life, you live it. (edit) Warren (when he can't unbutton his shirt): What is this, made out of titanium? This little bastard! (edit) Mark: Warren Cheswick is a jack ass. (edit) Warren: It would never work. Diane is a cynic. Warren Cheswick is a dreamer. (edit) Mike: Pass me the yellow pages, would you, hon? I want to start looking for one of those cult deprogrammers. (edit)

Ed is called "Edna" by Carol and "Steady Eddie" by his brother Lloyd. Warren is dubbed "Mouthbreathers" by Diane. (edit) Phil's Scheme: Phil investigates if Roy Rogers is really dead. He thinks it is all a scheme to bring in more business for the restaurant chain. (edit) Fingers visible in door blinds of bowling alley before note is tossed out. (edit)

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